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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3345 on: Jun 18, 2016, 06:40:21 AM »


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3346 on: Jun 18, 2016, 06:40:43 AM »

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. 
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.

"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3347 on: Jun 18, 2016, 05:49:10 PM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3348 on: Jun 18, 2016, 05:50:34 PM »


                      What did the Tree Hugging hottie say to the guy in the SUV?

                     "Turning off your Engine, gets my motor humming"


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3349 on: Jun 19, 2016, 04:16:24 AM »



                        ;D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3350 on: Jun 19, 2016, 04:16:49 AM »


A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."

 Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."

 Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"

 Father replies, "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."

 Son says, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."

 Father replies, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went."
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3351 on: Jun 19, 2016, 04:11:03 PM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3352 on: Jun 19, 2016, 04:12:09 PM »





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                         Because they were in the witness protection program!


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3353 on: Jun 20, 2016, 04:04:55 AM »


                   :D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3354 on: Jun 20, 2016, 04:05:16 AM »




                            An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3355 on: Jun 20, 2016, 02:37:28 PM »
Two guys stole a calendar.
They each got six months...
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3356 on: Jun 20, 2016, 05:30:26 PM »


    Nice one    ;D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3357 on: Jun 20, 2016, 05:53:57 PM »
                   What kind of rings do men need for marriage
                   Engagement Ring
                   Wedding Ring
                   Suffe-Ring
                   Endu-Ring


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3358 on: Jun 21, 2016, 04:29:31 AM »



                            ;D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3359 on: Jun 21, 2016, 05:31:51 PM »



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                             There's nothing worth craping on!


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