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Mar 14, 2018, 03:27:52 AM »
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
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Mar 14, 2018, 08:55:27 AM »
Oh so true
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Mar 15, 2018, 04:26:27 AM »
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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Mar 16, 2018, 05:27:54 AM »
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then.
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"Dying is the easy part. Learning how to live is the hard part..."
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Mar 18, 2018, 03:48:46 AM »
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
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Mar 19, 2018, 04:20:35 AM »
Denny’s has a slogan, "If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us." If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!
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Mar 19, 2018, 06:33:35 AM »
So true with a hamburger in your hand
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Mar 20, 2018, 03:27:36 AM »
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
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Mar 22, 2018, 04:51:29 AM »
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old
I was, and I told him, 72. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"
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Mar 23, 2018, 03:34:02 AM »
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandpa, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?''
"You're both old," he replied.
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