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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #150 on: Mar 03, 2018, 05:01:36 AM »


  If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #151 on: Mar 03, 2018, 11:18:29 PM »
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #152 on: Mar 04, 2018, 03:56:19 AM »


Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #153 on: Mar 04, 2018, 05:52:59 AM »
How come you always put your socks on...


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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #154 on: Mar 04, 2018, 04:13:05 PM »
Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's the extra penny?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #155 on: Mar 05, 2018, 03:44:18 AM »


Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #156 on: Mar 05, 2018, 08:20:15 AM »
Why do they put Braille dotson the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #157 on: Mar 05, 2018, 11:22:55 PM »
Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's the extra penny?
That extra penny goes to are unfortunate government. 

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #158 on: Mar 06, 2018, 03:35:18 AM »


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #159 on: Mar 06, 2018, 06:37:40 AM »

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
He makes sure you are broke


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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #160 on: Mar 06, 2018, 08:26:54 AM »
He makes sure you are broke
Yes, that is sad.
 That happened to my father a few years ago, everything is OK now.
My dad tells me every fall, that he hopes  the Tampa Bay Buccaneers loose every game. Hint -- the name of there home field.
and this is a Chicago Bears house.

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #161 on: Mar 06, 2018, 04:47:20 PM »
Why is a road that stops called a dead end road?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #162 on: Mar 07, 2018, 03:49:54 PM »
if you drive down a road that has no outlet how do you get out

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #163 on: Mar 07, 2018, 05:28:45 PM »
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #164 on: Mar 07, 2018, 06:16:14 PM »
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Snow is flakey

 


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