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OTIS:
Reading the muzzle loader thread reminded me of this story.  An old buddy of mine was saving some cash for a rainy day, but couldn’t find a place that his wife wouldn’t find.  Every time he stashed a couple bucks away, she’d find it.  So he rolled up a couple hundred dollar bills and stuck them in the end of his shotgun barrel.  Since it was only two bills they didn’t make a plug in the barrel.  Sure enough he forgot about it and when we went rabbit hunting that winter, he pulled up on a rabbit and fired.  It looked like confetti flying through the air and he instantly knew what had happened.  We laughed for a long time.  That was one expensive rabbit!

aquaassassin:
I would have cried, I guess at that point all you can do is laugh right? Wouldn't do any good to do otherwise.

loonyone:
omg that is awful and hysterical at the same time.......poof......thats an expensive shot!!!! got to love it

stka:
I can't decide if that's funny or tragic, I'm going with both.

Years ago my uncle, father and friends used to reload 12ga shells in bulk. I guess they would occasionally forget to put powder in one. So while rabbit hunting someone would shoot one of the duds and the shot would just role out the end of the barrel, good for quite a laugh.

Another one of their stories that always makes me laugh when I think about it was this one. My uncle was never good with camo face paint, so one morning he had his friend do it for him before heading into the woods. He spent all day in the ADK woods hunting until dusk. When he got back to the car the whole group started rolling on the ground laughing at him. So he looks in the car mirror and finds out he spent all day looking like a camouflaged clown. He said "No wonder those guys I ran into were acting so weird, they probably thought I was a freaking psycho."  ;D. I can just imagine the story from the side of the guys he saw in the woods.

loonyone:
well pretty much that same thing happened to me with the war paint........ :-[ ..It was my first time out last May 1 2010.  I didn't have a mask for turkey hunting so the guys that were trying to teach me said I needed face paint in camo.. :-[ :-[ ...I tried to put it on with  so much laughing cause I was embarrassed that I didn't get much on and I thought they were joking with me.. :-* :-* ...(I am always playing pranks on them so I was a little hesitant to agree to put it on  ;D ;D ;D ) anyways the one guy decided I didn't have enough on and that I would glow in the dark to a turkey so he made me put more on.  Well I let him do it and what a mistake that was.. :-\ :-\ ...he wrote the word across my forehead S H (blankety) T and circled my mouth....all in black and the rest in green and tan.....well the black stood out so anyone I met along the way or friends that would stop to introduce themselves just laughed or stared... ;D ;D ;D....and leave laughing...I really thought they were laughing cause a girl in the woods and I hear more laughing amongst the guys teaching me and the friends who stopped to introduce themselves throughout the morning.   :o :o :o :o anyways its breakfast time and we go to a small dive to eat and much more laughter and stares as we go into eat (these guys know everyone and I know no one) so I decide it is time to go to the bathroom and what do I see (after forgetting I have it on) was a sheetthole (misspelled on purpose) .............OMG I COULD HAVE KILLED THEM...... >:( >:( >:( >:( ......but i laughed and laughed and laughed. ;D ;D ;D ;D ..guess I got my just deserve! and I am still laughing to this day.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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