An old,
blind cowboy wanders
into an all-girl biker bar by
mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool
and orders a shot of whiskey.
After sitting there for a while,
he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?'
The bar
immediately falls
absolutely silent.
In a
very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke,
sunshine,I think it is only
fair,given that you are blind,
that you should know five
things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl
with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 14 stone
blonde woman with a black belt
in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me
is blonde and a professional
weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and
a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, you blind git,
do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second,
shakes his head and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain
it five times.'
