Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.

[aquaassassin]

Guys who drink them also use rangefinders...real men eat deer jerky, drink cold beer and calibrate their own eye to judge distance...NY deer can hear a rangefinder in the woods...

That's right, NH deer don't need a range anyway your'e longest shot is 10 yds. ! Thick, Thick, Thick I tell ya !

[aquaassassin]

Neighbor roasted a snake a few weeks ago.  Was like picking salmon off of the bones.  Wasn't half bad, actually...

I'd eat that too!

[Green Mountian Hunter]

Neighbor roasted a snake a few weeks ago.  Was like picking salmon off of the bones.  Wasn't half bad, actually...

I would have liked to tyred that myself 

[huntny30]

I would have liked to tyred that myself 

Next time I run one over with my lawnmover I'll call you guys to come get your dinner...

[upstatehunter]

 In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
 
       GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being
       Met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, Are
       You still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?
 
       BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
       Smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and
       Slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say,
       You're next, Chubby.
 
       I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

[upstatehunter]

To start the day off with a chuckle...

My trip to the store......


There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was
ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing
me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland
Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.


When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to my credit card. I have been asked to shop
elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions a little
clearer

[huntny30]

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
 
       GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being
       Met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, Are
       You still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?
 
       BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
       Smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and
       Slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say,
       You're next, Chubby.
 
       I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

That is funny!! LOL

[upstatehunter]

In honor of my 25TH anniversary this past week....... 8)The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.  One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have
been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here's how it all went.
 
My engaged friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'

Then we made passionate love all night long.
 
 
The mistress:
Me too!  The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes.

When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
 
 
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
 
 
 
 
 
(you are going to love this)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
What's for dinner, Zorro?
 

 

[hunts2long]

Didn't sleep much last night did you, Upstater.....hunts2long

[Chucker]

Both good ones, Scott 

[upstatehunter]

I slept a good 6.5 hours....my usual...   Don't need as much now....or so they say...

[bogmanjr]

Rolling here............

[drobertsinMaryland]

LOL upstatehunter, good ones.

[30-30]

I slept a good 6.5 hours....my usual...   Don't need as much now....or so they say...

When I was in boot camp are leader told us "sleep is a bad habit, you'd be surprised how little sleep you can get by on" & he proved it to us. Ever since that time in boot camp I really never got a lot of sleep. Even though I'm retired I go to bed around 10:30-11:00 & get up @ 4-4:30., maybe it's just me.

[bogmanjr]

Flukin after lunch if the wind stays down.