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Offline The Jigger

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #195 on: Mar 30, 2018, 10:25:40 AM »


When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

When does it go from Thunder showers to Thunder storms?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #196 on: Mar 31, 2018, 02:38:27 AM »


If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #197 on: Apr 01, 2018, 04:28:46 AM »


Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'? Or touch?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #198 on: Apr 01, 2018, 12:40:13 PM »
Why do people love flying threw the muddy roads and cry about damaging there car's....


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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #199 on: Apr 02, 2018, 03:57:46 AM »


Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?


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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #200 on: Apr 03, 2018, 03:23:36 AM »


If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?


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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #201 on: Apr 03, 2018, 03:54:31 AM »
Can't they make a good broom handle anymore.......


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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #202 on: Apr 03, 2018, 08:23:18 AM »
Lol. Sadly, no because all the good ash trees are disappearing.  :(
It'll chew...

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #203 on: Apr 04, 2018, 04:26:05 AM »


Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #204 on: Apr 10, 2018, 01:05:31 PM »
If a bakers dozen is thirteen , why when I go to a bakery and ask for a dozen I only get twelve?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #205 on: Apr 11, 2018, 03:55:10 AM »



Are part-time band leaders called semi-conductors?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #206 on: Apr 11, 2018, 03:25:12 PM »
why do you burn macaroni.....


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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #207 on: Apr 12, 2018, 03:55:48 PM »
Why do we call a dead end street with a circle at the end a "bottom of the bag"? (Cul de sac)

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #208 on: Apr 14, 2018, 05:07:44 PM »
why do you burn macaroni.....

You might but I never did...  Oh wait you mean pasta?  Never burnt that either..... :-\
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