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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Last post by The Jigger on Today at 09:07:50 PM »

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

The A$$ ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Today at 03:53:49 AM »
 ;D ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 22, 18, 04:15:28 AM »


Two blondes were working on a house. The one
who was nailing down siding would reach into

his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss

it over his shoulder or nail it in. The other,

figuring this was worth looking into, asked,

"Why are you throwing those nails away?"

The first explained, "If I pull a nail out

of my pouch and it's pointed toward me, I throw

it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed

toward the house, then I nail it in!"

The second blonde got completely upset and

yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed toward

you aren't defective! They're for the other side

of the house!"
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Apr 21, 18, 06:02:28 AM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Apr 21, 18, 06:01:42 AM »
When is the snow going to say goodbye.....
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 21, 18, 03:59:14 AM »

People who live in glass house
People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.
If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.
The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.
Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.
Living in a n*dist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.


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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 20, 18, 09:33:50 AM »


If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 20, 18, 04:29:37 AM »


Signs you are getting old:
1. You don't hold in your stomach when someone young and attractive enters the room.

2. You can live with out sex but not without glasses.

3. You are proud of your lawn mower.

4. Your friend is dating someone half his age, but not breaking the law.

5. You can sing along with elevator music.

6. Someone calls your house at 9 pm, and asks, 'Did I wake you up?'

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Apr 20, 18, 03:50:57 AM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 19, 18, 04:45:06 AM »

The other night, my wife was invited out for a night with "the girls." she told me that she'd  would be home by midnight. "she promised," were her last words.

The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m. the girls piled into a cab and headed to their respective homes, quite inebriated.



Just as she walked through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times!

Realizing that I would probably wake up to this, she quickly cuckooed another 9 times. she was quit pleased with herself for coming up with such a quick witted solution to cover up her tardiness. Even with her impaired judgment, she could count 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equaled 12 cuckoos!

The next morning, I asked her what time she got in, and confidently, she replied, "Midnight...like she promised." I didn't even raise and eyebrow and went on reading the morning paper!

After a moment, I then replied, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock."

A bit nervously, she asked me why, to which I responded:

"Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'Oh, crap,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.page:
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