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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6435 on: Dec 22, 2022, 03:04:15 AM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6436 on: Dec 22, 2022, 03:27:32 AM »


You know what would have happened if there had been three wise WOMEN instead of three wise MEN, don’t you?The three wise WOMEN would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the Baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and given practical gifts.


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6437 on: Dec 23, 2022, 06:14:24 AM »
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 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! God Bless America!
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6438 on: Dec 23, 2022, 11:27:24 PM »
I used it a couple times & works great  ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6439 on: Dec 24, 2022, 04:34:54 AM »


God noticed that Adam was lonely. He said to him "Adam, I am going to give you the perfect companion. She'll cook and clean and listen, she's perfect."Adam replied, "What will she cost me?"God said, "An arm and a leg."Shocked, Adam said, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"


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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6441 on: Dec 25, 2022, 06:34:25 PM »
MERRY CHRISTMAS  to you two Jeff


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6442 on: Dec 26, 2022, 04:28:41 AM »


An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. He approached the receptionist desk. The receptionist was a large imposing woman who looked like a wrestler.
He gave her his name. In a very loud voice the receptionist said, "Yes, I see your name here. You want to see the doctor about impotence, right?"
All of the patients in the waiting room snapped their head around to look at the very embarrassed man.
He recovered quickly though, and in an equally loud voice replied, "No, I've come to inquire about a sex change operation and I'd like the same doctor that did yours!"


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6443 on: Dec 27, 2022, 03:57:35 AM »


A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class his teacher asked, 'What do you have in your hand. 'The boy said, 'A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away.'
He was then sent to the principals office and the principal asked him, 'What do you have in your hand.'
So the little boy said, 'A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away.' He was sent home and his mom asked him 'What do you have in your hand.'
So the little boy said, 'A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away.' He was sent to his room and his dad came in and said, 'What do you have in your hand.' So again the little boy said, 'A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he get scared away.'
Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, 'Open your hands!'
And the little boy said, 'Look Dad you scared the crap out of him.'


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6444 on: Dec 28, 2022, 04:04:28 AM »


At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.

Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he were ill, and said. "Johnny what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6445 on: Dec 28, 2022, 07:29:18 PM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6446 on: Dec 29, 2022, 04:15:12 AM »


Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"




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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6447 on: Dec 29, 2022, 05:02:45 PM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6448 on: Jan 02, 2023, 03:13:42 AM »


A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to court to finalize their break-up.
The judge asked the husband, “What has brought you to this point, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?”

The husband said, “In the six weeks we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on one thing.”

The wife said, “Seven weeks.”


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6449 on: Jan 03, 2023, 03:59:11 AM »
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