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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Today at 04:08:06 PM »
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Today at 03:31:12 AM »


One day a blonde went up to a soda machine, put in some money, and a soda came out. She got really excited and started to put more money into the machine. The more and more she did it, the more the soda came out.
After a while someone walked up to her and asked if they could please get a soda.
The blonde looked at them angrily and said: "Get out of my face, I'm winning!"
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Feb 06, 2023, 04:14:19 PM »
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Feb 06, 2023, 03:51:48 AM »


Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen.
Wife: I am coming with the broom.
Husband: Itís not urgent. You can come on foot.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Feb 05, 2023, 04:31:44 AM »


A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around.During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's work, saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!"A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. Lo and behold, it's like a completely different place--the farm house is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition, there are plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens, and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows. "Amazing!" the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!""Yes, reverend," says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Feb 04, 2023, 05:18:56 PM »
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Feb 04, 2023, 04:10:22 AM »


A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the ki tchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
#joke

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Feb 03, 2023, 01:43:47 PM »
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Feb 03, 2023, 04:06:58 AM »

The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl said, "That's a sheep!"

"That's right!" said the teacher. "How about THIS one?" she said, holding up a picture of the king of beasts.

"That's a lion!" answered a little boy.

"Right!" said the teacher. Then she held up a picture of a deer. No one volunteered an answer. She tried to help. "What does your mother call your father?"

Johnny said, "I know! That's a lazy old goat!"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by monk on Feb 02, 2023, 11:09:15 AM »
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