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Offline drobertsinMaryland

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #435 on: Jan 22, 2013, 09:39:19 PM »
I knew things were improving. Twenty missed work for the Million Man March a few years ago...hunts2long
LOL I wont comment but trust me I know what you mean. ;)

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #436 on: Jan 23, 2013, 10:14:55 PM »
Its always archery season. >>>---------->
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #437 on: Jan 24, 2013, 08:22:01 AM »
A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.  After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said:
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy then responded with a loud voice. "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ARE YOU CRAZY?!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ear:  "I study law, and I know how to screw people".
Boom, Done!
 

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #438 on: Jan 24, 2013, 08:23:34 AM »
A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.  After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said:
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy then responded with a loud voice. "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ARE YOU CRAZY?!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ear:  "I study law, and I know how to screw people".
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #439 on: Jan 24, 2013, 08:37:48 AM »
so true
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Offline Green Mountian Hunter

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #440 on: Jan 24, 2013, 01:26:52 PM »
Right on with that  ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #441 on: Jan 24, 2013, 04:33:39 PM »

            Good 1 Otto, ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #442 on: Jan 24, 2013, 06:19:59 PM »
Just occurred to me... Know why you don't hear a lot from Obama supporters on the internet....????
 
He hasn't hooked up the free internet in the subsidized home..and the free cell phone isn't 4G....There has been some trading of food stamps to lobbyists to try to help this program along....
« Last Edit: Jan 24, 2013, 07:48:56 PM by upstatehunter »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #443 on: Jan 24, 2013, 07:05:53 PM »
I'm bound to stay where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk that invented work, in the Big Rock Candy Mountains.


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #444 on: Jan 24, 2013, 07:51:21 PM »
Made me laugh...had a young man in the store today in shorts....asked him if the draft was causing frozen nuggets....got a huh???

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #445 on: Jan 24, 2013, 08:27:09 PM »
I saw a guy walking on the road yesterday with no coat - just a backpack over his t-shirt.   :o
I'm bound to stay where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk that invented work, in the Big Rock Candy Mountains.


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #446 on: Jan 28, 2013, 05:40:34 AM »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #447 on: Jan 28, 2013, 05:26:47 PM »
True Story--I went in Walmart to return a curtin rod,the girl at the counter was all upset telling another employee that she thinks a guys is going to return to the store and shoot them because of an Item they would not take back,then she told me the story-I asked her why don't all you employee's carry guns,she said no-oh no--then you wouldn't have nothing to worry about I said --and then i said I don't have to worry about that myself...!!!!!!

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #448 on: Jan 28, 2013, 05:33:35 PM »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #449 on: Jan 28, 2013, 06:42:00 PM »
I'm bound to stay where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk that invented work, in the Big Rock Candy Mountains.


 


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