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Green Mountian Hunter
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May 31, 2013, 04:21:37 AM »
Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.
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May 31, 2013, 02:48:18 PM »
hehehe
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May 31, 2013, 06:33:41 PM »
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks. Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat. Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't "
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DeerReaver
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May 31, 2013, 07:29:25 PM »
Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
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Green Mountian Hunter
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Jun 01, 2013, 06:54:51 AM »
Hehehe Nice
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stka
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Jun 02, 2013, 03:12:00 PM »
Best thing I saw on FB in a while.
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lewk24
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Jun 03, 2013, 07:43:02 AM »
Haha good stuff guys...
Luke
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stka
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Green Mountian Hunter
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Jun 07, 2013, 04:06:45 AM »
hehehe Nice
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Jun 07, 2013, 07:07:48 AM »
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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! God Bless America!
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Jun 08, 2013, 08:29:59 AM »
One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a Mercedes. The second guy went to heaven and had cheated on his wife 2 times and he got a Ferrari, then the third guy went to heaven and said that he had never cheated on his wife and he got a Bentley. Then one day the third guy was all sad and depressed and the first and second guys asked him what was wrong and the third guy said, "I saw my wife the other day" and the first guy said "yeah, so" and the third guy said " she was riding a skateboard"
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Jun 08, 2013, 09:41:46 AM »
hehehe
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chuckrudy
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Jun 08, 2013, 10:09:28 AM »
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Jun 09, 2013, 07:19:00 AM »
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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