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« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 15, 2024, 05:33:51 AM »
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night she decided to give him a fright. She draped herself in a white sheet and went down to the local cemetery, knowing that her husband was in the habit of taking a shortcut through it on his way home from the pub. It was not long before he came staggering along, and out she jumped from behind a headstone.
“Ooooooo!” she wailed, “I am the devil!”
Her husband sticks out his hand. “Put it there, pal,” he says, “I’m married to your sister.”
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« Last post by hunts2long on Apr 14, 2024, 05:02:53 AM »
Been seeing quite a few up at my nephews. There are a couple very nice toms. Don't think they get hunted very much around here....h2l
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« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 14, 2024, 04:26:14 AM »
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like Dad!"
Her mother replied, "So what you want from me, sympathy?"
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« Last post by myemmy on Apr 13, 2024, 11:40:33 AM »
Saw 3 small flocks along I 88 ,toms jakes and hens 😃
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« Last post by myemmy on Apr 13, 2024, 11:39:15 AM »
Anyone seeing any birds around your area ?
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« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 13, 2024, 05:22:50 AM »
Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts 'Mickey Mouse!' This startles the would-be assassin and he is captured. Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, 'What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?' Blushing, the agent replies, 'I got nervous. I meant to shout 'Donald, duck!'
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« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 12, 2024, 06:01:08 AM »
Morris asks his son, now aged 13, if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong.
"Oh dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!"
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« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 11, 2024, 04:28:46 AM »
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell."
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
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