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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1155 on: Mar 02, 2014, 05:31:43 AM »

             
Old Butch

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully in the next election, the bells are not always audible.







































 

 


 

 


 

 


 


 


 

 

 

 

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1156 on: Mar 02, 2014, 06:45:20 AM »
 ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1157 on: Mar 02, 2014, 07:37:54 AM »
like it.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1158 on: Mar 02, 2014, 10:46:43 AM »
like it.
            Were you at Jakes fundraiser yesterday?

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1159 on: Mar 03, 2014, 03:56:24 PM »
Its always archery season. >>>---------->
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1160 on: Mar 03, 2014, 04:53:57 PM »
lol that is all over facebook....funny

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1161 on: Mar 03, 2014, 05:42:26 PM »
 

           hahaha   nothing to worry about he has info red vision  ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1162 on: Mar 04, 2014, 04:15:12 AM »

         
If you are a female bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months.
     I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid.
     I could deal with that, too.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
     I could deal with that.
If you're a female bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. EXPECTS you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
     I could deal with that, also.
When you awaken from hibernation, you have lost 60 pounds.
     I could deal with that.
     I WANNA BE A BEAR!!



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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1163 on: Mar 04, 2014, 04:46:39 PM »


             ;D ;D  me to I'd like to be one myself how you sign up hehehehe


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1164 on: Mar 04, 2014, 07:48:19 PM »
 ;MY wife and say thanks for that one .... ;D ;D ;D
LIVING THE DREAM IN BIG SKY MONTANA !!!

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1165 on: Mar 04, 2014, 07:54:03 PM »
;MY wife and say thanks for that one .... ;D ;D ;D
            I aim to please everyone. ;)

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1166 on: Mar 04, 2014, 07:59:17 PM »
ITS WORKING !!! THANKS
LIVING THE DREAM IN BIG SKY MONTANA !!!

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1167 on: Mar 05, 2014, 12:17:01 PM »
OK--this could be comical,I'm headed to Walmart,I'll count how many women or men are wearing pajama's,sweats,flipflops,pants down below their butt and thongs that stick out of their plumbers crack,,,just so no-one see's me i'll be in Camo...

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1168 on: Mar 05, 2014, 12:30:29 PM »
Are you going to stop counting when you get to one hundred.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1169 on: Mar 05, 2014, 01:52:44 PM »
Wally World was about empty,snowing hard,but I got milk, cat litter and checked the ammo,,
22 pajama's,5 had on slippers and 1 flip flops-----I was laughin to myself,,,,

 


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