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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1140 on: Feb 24, 2014, 12:12:19 PM »

As a trucker stops for a red light, a beautiful blonde young lady catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the girl says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the girl gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Vermont and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1141 on: Feb 24, 2014, 02:52:27 PM »


                    An 80-year old man walks into the doctor's office for his regular check-up.
The doctor says to him, "Ahh, Ted, how are you feeling?" "Great," says the old man. "I have an 18-year old wife, and she's pregnant with my child." The doctor gives a concerned look and says to Ted, "Ted, let me tell you a story. See, I have this hunter friend and early one morning, he goes out hunting, but is in such a hurry that he grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, as he is hunting, he spots a beaver. He aims at the beaver with his umbrella and shoots at it. Bam! The beaver falls dead to the ground.""What?!" cries the old man. "Why that's impossible! Someone else must have shot the beaver.""Exactly," says the doctor.


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1142 on: Feb 24, 2014, 03:50:14 PM »
hehe


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1143 on: Feb 24, 2014, 07:31:49 PM »
Both true----L

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1144 on: Feb 25, 2014, 10:04:55 AM »


              Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.” Second guy: “that’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.” Third guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.” They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. “What’s the deal?” Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Fishing or Sex” She replied, “Make sure you put on a warm jacket its cold outside.”

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1145 on: Feb 25, 2014, 12:15:44 PM »
nice
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1146 on: Feb 25, 2014, 01:47:49 PM »
hehehe  I don't have a warm coat  ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1147 on: Feb 25, 2014, 02:50:05 PM »
True True True,,very True.....

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1148 on: Feb 25, 2014, 04:41:48 PM »
hehehe  I don't have a warm coat  ;D ;D
              You better get one, you're gonna freeze! :D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1149 on: Feb 26, 2014, 09:02:28 AM »

                There were three hunters. One day, a hunter comes back and says I got a rabbit. The others asked how he got it. The hunter says, "I followed tracks, followed tracks, followed tracks, and I got this rabbit." The next day, another hunter comes back with a deer. The others asked how he got it. The hunter says, "I followed tracks, followed tracks, followed tracks, and I got this deer." The following day, the third hunter goes out. The other hunters get a call so they go to the hospital. The hunter is in a full body cast and the hunters asked what happened. The hunter says, "I followed tracks, followed tracks, followed tracks, and I got hit by a train."

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1150 on: Feb 26, 2014, 11:40:53 AM »
 ;D ;D Gene pool cleansing!  ::)  :)
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1151 on: Feb 26, 2014, 01:26:43 PM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1152 on: Feb 26, 2014, 06:48:44 PM »

           This isn't a joke it really happened.

                      http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/two-dogs-take-owner%E2%80%99s-truck-on-3-block-joyride-212737361.html?vp=1   
       

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1153 on: Feb 26, 2014, 07:52:01 PM »
Its always archery season. >>>---------->
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1154 on: Feb 27, 2014, 03:42:04 AM »
  :o
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