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Offline chuckrudy

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1005 on: Sep 23, 2013, 06:16:44 PM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1006 on: Sep 30, 2013, 02:57:30 AM »
 
 
 
 
This is one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in a while.
Someone out there
Must be "deadly" at Scrabble.
 Wait till you see the last one!

It's going to be  hard to top because

It fits to a "T" 

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
 

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

 

AND FINALLY...

FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

 

*PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

When you rearrange the letters:


"An Arab Backed Imposter"





 

 

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1007 on: Sep 30, 2013, 03:32:42 AM »
 ;D ;D  hehehe


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1008 on: Sep 30, 2013, 12:39:48 PM »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1009 on: Sep 30, 2013, 12:48:22 PM »
Nices ones Jeff and bigb.  ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1010 on: Sep 30, 2013, 07:40:05 PM »
You nailed it jeff..

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1011 on: Oct 01, 2013, 05:03:09 PM »

             
She checked into a motel on her 70th birthday. She was a
bit lonely.


 

She thought: "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in
phone books for escorts and sensual massages."


 

So, she looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for
a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted
physical skills flexing in the photo.


 

He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy
hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt
quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his well oiled
buns....


 

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give
Tender Tony a call.





"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" (Oh my, he sounded
sooo sexy!)


 

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed
right in:


 

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my
motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.
I'm in town and all alone. What I really want is sex. I want it hot,
and I want it now. Bring toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything
you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night -
tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream. Anything and
everything, I'm ready!! Now, how does that sound?"


 

He said, "Well now, that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you
need to press 9 for an outside line."













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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1012 on: Oct 01, 2013, 05:21:24 PM »
30-30

I changed it to the 65th birthday and sent it to an old girl friend.   :) ;) ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1013 on: Oct 01, 2013, 05:48:36 PM »
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha......Wyoming that is hysterical....the joke is great but your response is so much better

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1014 on: Oct 01, 2013, 05:59:54 PM »
hehehe  Nice Jeff , Nothing like a disappointment for her  ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1015 on: Oct 01, 2013, 07:21:00 PM »
30-30

I changed it to the 65th birthday and sent it to an old girl friend.   :) ;) ;D
             I got it from a woman in an e-email, her name is Charlotte.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1016 on: Oct 02, 2013, 04:15:19 PM »

Deer season reminder -public service announcement

Deer season has started so I thought I'd better send out a reminder about What a Whitetail looks like!




No need to thank me, I’m just doing
A public service.


 


 

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1017 on: Oct 02, 2013, 05:40:51 PM »
And a fine public service you are doing.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1018 on: Oct 02, 2013, 06:05:53 PM »




AT FIRST I COULDN’T SHOOT,



 


oh-dear

And then I thought, ‘Hell - that's how I'd want to go!’

 
 

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1019 on: Oct 02, 2013, 06:08:11 PM »
X-2   Oho such a magnificent job you are doing indeed Jeff  :P :P :P   :)


 


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