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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #600 on: Mar 19, 2013, 05:30:06 PM »
This is close.  ??? Any volunteers?  :o ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #602 on: Mar 19, 2013, 06:06:25 PM »
so cute
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #603 on: Mar 19, 2013, 08:00:04 PM »

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

 The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he 
entered it in the race again and it won again.

 The local paper read:

 PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

 The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity 
that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in 
any other race.

 The next day the local paper headline read:

 BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
 This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the 
Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

 The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby 
convent.

 The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the 
following headline the next day:

 NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.

 He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid 
of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

 NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

 This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the 
Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains 
where it could run wild.

 The next day the headlines read:

 NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.

 The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion
 can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.

 So be yourself and enjoy life.

 Stop worrying about everyone else's ass, "take-care of your own" 
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!




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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #604 on: Mar 19, 2013, 08:03:56 PM »
Always CYA. ;) ;D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #605 on: Mar 20, 2013, 03:35:36 AM »



         ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #606 on: Mar 20, 2013, 07:11:08 AM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #610 on: Mar 20, 2013, 04:12:52 PM »
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "No," the second guy says. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says. "Oh," says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "See what?" the second guy asks. "Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there." "Oh." A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?" By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!" And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #611 on: Mar 20, 2013, 05:32:29 PM »



     Hehehehe   ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #612 on: Mar 21, 2013, 05:12:57 PM »
I'm bound to stay where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk that invented work, in the Big Rock Candy Mountains.


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #613 on: Mar 21, 2013, 05:18:46 PM »



                 OK I sure will ; that is WY I'm slicing one up right now    ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #614 on: Mar 22, 2013, 05:29:28 AM »
I'm bound to stay where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk that invented work, in the Big Rock Candy Mountains.


 


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