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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #525 on: Feb 17, 2013, 09:45:25 AM »
buddy sent me this not sure if you already saw this but made me lmfao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL0_urmlmOI
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #526 on: Feb 17, 2013, 10:31:13 AM »
Good ones.

We use to go to Lancaster County, Pa. the land of the Amish and Mennonites.  Well... back in the day in my late teens a few friends and i use to go Yonnie bopping !!!  There are alot of Mennonites (Yonnies) that live in the northern part of the county and they very often ride bicycles as a mode of transportation.  I had a CJ5 Jeep then and would take the top off, get a broom stick wrap and tape a towel around the end of it and off we would go looking for our "victims".   Yonnie bopping consisted of driving around with our "weapon" ( broomstick)  until we found a Yonnie riding their bike along the roadside. we then would move in for the "kill" and ride up alongside of them and while on the fly smack them with the broomstick and knock them off their bikes.  We never did it to any women or girls though.  Our best day was 11 Yonnies.  It was hilarious back then looking back in the rearview mirror seeing them laying along the road, but now i see it as a real bonehead way of treating people and sorry i was ever a part of it.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #527 on: Feb 17, 2013, 10:53:14 AM »
Good ones.

We use to go to Lancaster County, Pa. the land of the Amish and Mennonites.  Well... back in the day in my late teens a few friends and i use to go Yonnie bopping !!!  There are alot of Mennonites (Yonnies) that live in the northern part of the county and they very often ride bicycles as a mode of transportation.  I had a CJ5 Jeep then and would take the top off, get a broom stick wrap and tape a towel around the end of it and off we would go looking for our "victims".   Yonnie bopping consisted of driving around with our "weapon" ( broomstick)  until we found a Yonnie riding their bike along the roadside. we then would move in for the "kill" and ride up alongside of them and while on the fly smack them with the broomstick and knock them off their bikes.  We never did it to any women or girls though.  Our best day was 11 Yonnies.  It was hilarious back then looking back in the rearview mirror seeing them laying along the road, but now i see it as a real bonehead way of treating people and sorry i was ever a part of it.

Drobs, I think we can all say something along those lines and it takes a man to admit his mistakes Well said.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #528 on: Feb 17, 2013, 01:38:34 PM »
So you were the one....lol....hunts2long
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #529 on: Feb 17, 2013, 03:43:07 PM »
The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
 
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the troopers.
 
"Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkens exclaimed.
 
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
 
Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
 
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."
 
"Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens.
 
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
 
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
 
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what the He||'s the great news?"
 
The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #530 on: Feb 17, 2013, 08:33:51 PM »
Thanks Peddler. I really do feel bad about that now. Sometimes you wish you could go back and change things but that I can not. :(

Good one Raquette. ;D ;D Wonder what they get tomorrow. hehe

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #531 on: Feb 18, 2013, 03:26:23 AM »



       Nice one Dom  ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #532 on: Feb 18, 2013, 03:53:45 AM »

        Excellent one Dom. ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #533 on: Feb 20, 2013, 12:32:31 PM »
Last week I purchased a burger at a fast food restaurant for $1.58. The counter girl
 took my $ 2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my
 pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3
 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register.
 
I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters,
 but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the
 transaction to her, she stood there and cried.

Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the
 1950s:
 
1. Teaching Math In 1950s
 
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5
 of the price. What is his profit?
 
2. Teaching Math In 1960s
 
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5
 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
 
3. Teaching Math In1970s
 
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is
 $80. Did he make a profit?
 
4. Teaching Math In 1980s
 
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80
 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
 
5. Teaching Math In 1990s
 
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
 inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
 preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20.
 What do you think of this way of making a living?
 
Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the
 birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no
 wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok. )
 
6. Teaching Math In 2009
 
Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la
 producciones es $80. Cuanto
 dinero ha hecho?
 
7. Teaching Math In 2013
 Who cares, just steal the lumber from your rich neighbor's property. He
 won't have a gun to stop you, and it's OK anyway cuz it's redistributing
 the wealth.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #534 on: Feb 20, 2013, 12:48:05 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #535 on: Feb 20, 2013, 01:36:14 PM »
Another good one CAPTJJ.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #536 on: Feb 24, 2013, 06:12:33 AM »

        A woman goes into Wal-mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-mart associate standing there with dark glasses on. She asks, "Excuse me sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am I'm blind, but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but dropped it all on the counter anyway.

He said "That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a good all around rod and reel, and it's $20." She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it."

He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime, the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed, but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was she. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."

She asks, "But didn't you say it was $20?"

He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!"

   

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #537 on: Feb 24, 2013, 06:26:49 AM »
                   ;D ;D;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #538 on: Feb 24, 2013, 06:31:53 AM »
 :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o :o

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #539 on: Feb 24, 2013, 08:25:58 AM »
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