Comic Relief!!

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                                 Whats better than KFC getting rid of Trans Fatty Acids?
                                 Actually putting more chicken in their chicken!

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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots,

But they only know to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest asked.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment.....

'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible...

Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship,

And your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.'

'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day,

She brought her female parrots to the priest's house....

As he ushered her in,

She saw that his two male parrots

Were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying...

Impressed,

She walked over and placed her parrots in with them...

After a few minutes,

The female parrots cried out in unison:

Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence...

Then, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said,

 

'Put the beads away, Frank,

Our prayers have been answered!

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             Republican Slogans for Mid-Term Elections:
           Culture of Kid-Ruption It's Always Someone Else's Fault
           There's No Shame In Blaming The Church Republican 'Family Values'.....
          "Where's Your Family?" Fondling Boys ...."A Faith-Based Initiative" ***
          (G)reedy (O)ld (P)edophiles *** Online gambling BAD , kiddy fiddling
           
           GOOD GOP: Cover For Liars, Crooks, Pedos

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             Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
 The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
 When she asked me why, I replied,
 "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

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                            Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn't stop making jokes
                            He was on a roll!

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                     That's Cheesy!

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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
 I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
 'No,' she answered. I then said,
 'Is that your final answer?'
 She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
 So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
 

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