A really grumpy Old Man (turned Panel beater)

[Dave H]

I've just recently gone into Semi retirement from being a Pro shooter for over 35yrs ! In this time I have accounted for well over 100,000 Roos .Not a bad score! Last night driving home from our nearest Town & the inevetable happened after all these years! A bloody Great Roo jumped out in front of the car & totaled the Front Left hand Fender & Headlight ! !!!! Now it was only a matter of time before this happened  but the thing is it was the Wifes Car that I was driving at the time I swear it's going to take a lot of Panel beating & more sadly about the next 50yrs to live this down with the Bride ! I suppose when she stops panel beating me I'll fix the car

      Dave

[adkRoy]

Wow that is ironic. What did you do with the Roo you hit? Here if we hit a deer we usually keep it and eat it because if it does that much damage to us we would at least like to get our money's worth of meat out of it.

[Dave H]

No I just moved it to the side of the road (after kicking it& abusing it & all of it's kin ) They tend to bruse up fairly easily! Even as a species for human consumption we have to shoot them in the neck .This is because if a head shot is taken & the brain is hit in the right place ,they do a Back flip which breaks the tails & bruises the meat in the rump thereby rendering a lot of the meat useless!

 Dave

[MASTERGUIDE]

Ok, your talking about a kangaroo?