Bad hunting sayings

[adkRoy]

I love hunting but there are a few hunting sayings that really get under my skin:

For example:

1.) real hunters don't shoot does.

2.) Only true hunters use bow and arrows

And the worst one of all:

If its brown its down.

[Mooter]

How about
"I can't pick one out how about a flock shot"

or

"Shoot em again he's still runnin with 3 legs"

[fishboy]

how about "do you shoot in the general vacinity of the noise or wait till the bushes actually move"

Mc manus -in this month's Outdoor Life

[vivlamored]

leave the does for seed? ( i wish they grew on trees it would be easier to find um)
if  its got horns put a hole in it. It'll bleed .....we'll find it

[deerhunter]

wack em and stack em.

[millermankt]

how about "do you shoot in the general vacinity of the noise or wait till the bushes actually move"

Mc manus -in this month's Outdoor Life

Ouch, never did hear that one before. Another bad one is " if it flies...it dies ! "

[CAPTJJ]

"You can't eat the 'horns'!"

[snelly]

A quote from the whackmaster himself Ted Nugent "You can't grill'em, if you don't kill'em"

[snelly]

A quote from the whackmaster himself Ted Nugent "You can't grill'em, if you don't kill'em"

I'm sorry I misquoted him. It should say "you can't grill it, if you can't kill it."

[Big_Buck_Hunter]

How about:

"It's too cold"

"It's too windy"

"It's raining too hard"

Please....let me know what you shoot from that sofa.

[1sht1kll]

Whoops

[fishboy]

my all time favorite, honest to Jobe true, heard it with my own ears was "well it must have been sighted in cause I killed the buck"

the answer I got when I questioned one of my wife's friend's husbands after he told me he bought a new shotgun at Dicks and took it out hunting the very next day with out even firing one shot out of it at a target, never mind he was aiming for the heart and shot it in the neck at under 20yds!!! what an a-hole

[fish_finder]

How about:

"It's too cold"

"It's too windy"

"It's raining too hard"

Please....let me know what you shoot from that sofa.

Exactly... last year i asked my roommate if he was going duck hunting with me one rainy windy night...he said no its to nasty out, i just shook my head and laughed

[Big_Buck_Hunter]

...and then got your limit of ducks, right?

[fish_finder]

...and then got your limit of ducks, right?

 thats not important haha