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Offline slt

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Dumb Question
« on: Jun 22, 2008, 12:05:38 AM »
OK here goes.....I've been watching a bunch of those mystery type shows, Monstor Quest, The Unexplained etc. How come the only "bigfoot" sighting come from some guy from a major city on a berry picking excursion with his family that doesn't know a moose from a mouse? And what do these morons with their infrared cameras and recording equipment expect to find while crashing through the underbrush with sweaty cloths and bottles of monkey pee? If "bigfoot" exists would you not think that with millions of camo clad, trail camera using, scent control suit wearing hunters in the woods each year that one of these things would be seen definitively? There do seem to be a bunch of fuzzy pictures out there but....... well do they exist or not. I'm guessing no......  Geez....I gotta stop working the late shift.....there must be some thing else to think about, like Who decided what order the alphebet should go in? Did they do it that way so that little song would rhyme? ;D
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Offline ESCANABAJOSH

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Re: Dumb Question
« Reply #1 on: Jun 22, 2008, 09:42:19 AM »
we just had some "specialists" come up to a town like a hour away to look for bigfoot.....the locals have made a bunch of reports so like ya said they had all this equipment and camo to look for the sasquach. on the news they even showed the one guy cranking around the woods on one of them 2 w.d. rubicon dirt bike things. needless to say all they got was a recording of a "strange" sound....they played it on the news and it sounded like a cyoute (how the hell do ya spell that? sorry still on my first cup of coffe) so they brought in a expert on them and he said that it sounds close but don't belive it is.....so now they are planing to come up here again this year.

i'm in upper michigan....they were by manistique michigan.

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Re: Dumb Question
« Reply #2 on: Jul 16, 2008, 12:07:28 PM »
Well, they aren't protected (can't have an endangered species that doesn't exist scientifically yet) so I'm sure that there would be a dead one by now if one existed, or very soon, either hanging on someone's wall or at the taxidermist.  Also, nobody would hold back on getting the news out because I'm sure that anyone "harvesting" the big footed thing would be some kind of wealthy.

Now, what to do about these woods crashers.  Tell them to come during hunting season and wear orange, be safe, etc.  Tell them you saw bigfoot in the thicket where your big buck likes to bed.  Set up a tree stand over his likely escape route or alternate bedding area and you get your big buck driven to you! ;D  And, if they actually find bigfoot and drive it to you then shoot it you'll be rich for the effort!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline monk

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Re: Dumb Question
« Reply #3 on: Aug 15, 2008, 05:16:15 PM »
Just when you think it can't get more ridiculous! Bigfoot carcass found in Georgia...

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