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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Apr 13, 2016, 04:44:06 AM »
Good One!
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Apr 13, 2016, 04:44:32 AM »
Not too long ago a scientist tried to clone himself.
However, his clone was very obnoxious and lewd, while
the scientist was well received and respected.
Finally fed up with his experiment gone wrong, he threw
his clone off the roof of the laboratory; killing
the clone.
He was arrested by the local police for... making an
obscene clone fall.
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Green Mountian Hunter
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Apr 13, 2016, 03:35:30 PM »
nice
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Green Mountian Hunter
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Apr 13, 2016, 03:37:32 PM »
Why do Retirees smile all the time
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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chuckrudy
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Apr 13, 2016, 03:58:43 PM »
I know so true.
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Apr 15, 2016, 03:55:52 AM »
Moon Landing
After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun.
The engineers objected. "If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!"
"What do you think I am, stupid?" he replied. "We'll send him at night!"
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Green Mountian Hunter
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Apr 16, 2016, 06:00:15 AM »
What's the worst part of having a beard?
Being confused as a hipster.
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Apr 17, 2016, 03:28:58 AM »
My husband bought me a mood ring the other day.
When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his
forehead.
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Green Mountian Hunter
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Apr 17, 2016, 05:40:17 AM »
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Apr 17, 2016, 05:41:36 AM »
What happens when you sing country music backwards?
You get your wife and job back.
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Apr 17, 2016, 07:16:19 AM »
Quote from: Green Mountian Hunter on Apr 17, 2016, 05:41:36 AM
What happens when you sing country music backwards?
You get your wife and job back.
I guess that's why I don't sing in either direction! LOL
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Apr 18, 2016, 04:31:31 AM »
Subject: DEADLY TERMS: Used By A Woman
1. FINE - THIS IS THE WORD A WOMEN USE TO END AN ARGUMENT WHEN SHE KNOWES SHE IS RIGHT AND YOU NEED TO SHUT UP.
2. NOTHING - MEANS SOMETHING AND YOU NEED TO BE WORRIED.
3. GO AHEAD - THIS IS A DARE, NOT PERMISSION, DO NOT DO IT.
4. WHATEVER - A WOMAN’S WAY OF SAYING “SCREW YOU”.
5. THAT’S OK - SHE IS THINKING LONG AND HARD ON HOW AND WHEN YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR MISTAKE.
BONUS WORD: WOW! - THIS IS NOT A COMPLIMENT. SHE’S AMAZED THAT ONE PERSON COULD BE SO STUPID.
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Apr 18, 2016, 05:04:14 PM »
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Apr 18, 2016, 05:10:42 PM »
Place a coin on the ground and wait for someone to bend down to pick it up.
As they do, tear a piece of fabric and the'll think they just burst their pants.
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