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Offline The Jigger

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #75 on: Jan 06, 2018, 08:35:07 AM »
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #76 on: Jan 06, 2018, 09:18:02 AM »
Quote from: The Jigger on Jan 06, 2018, 08:35:07 AM
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Yes they can.
I have worked with several of them and unfortunately I know a few of them.
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #77 on: Jan 06, 2018, 12:20:09 PM »
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #78 on: Jan 06, 2018, 08:20:56 PM »
What touches down when a touchdown is scored?
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If it's brown, it's down

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #79 on: Jan 06, 2018, 10:51:56 PM »
Where was time before it is up?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #80 on: Jan 07, 2018, 03:48:41 AM »


Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #81 on: Jan 07, 2018, 12:34:17 PM »
If you choke a Smurf what color do they turn?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #82 on: Jan 08, 2018, 10:51:46 AM »
Quote from: 30-30 on Jan 07, 2018, 03:48:41 AM

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
I asked my dad who is a retired instrumental electrician about this,
 He just looked at me, the look he gave me was that I should be in whack-shack.
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #83 on: Jan 08, 2018, 07:31:05 PM »
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #84 on: Jan 08, 2018, 08:41:19 PM »
Why cant the Chiefs win a home playoff game?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #85 on: Jan 08, 2018, 08:53:42 PM »
Is it possible to be totally partial?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #86 on: Jan 10, 2018, 03:29:01 AM »


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #87 on: Jan 10, 2018, 09:08:30 AM »
Quote from: 30-30 on Jan 10, 2018, 03:29:01 AM

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Check the movie Boogie Nights when Roller-girl has to pee.
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #88 on: Jan 10, 2018, 10:12:13 AM »
So what's the speed of dark?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #89 on: Jan 11, 2018, 03:20:39 AM »


Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
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