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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #990 on: Sep 11, 2013, 08:16:22 AM »

Seven retired Italian Floridian guys were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Guido loses $500 on a single-hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

 Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other six continue but standing up.

 At the end of the game, Giovanni  looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?"

 They cut the cards. Pasquale picks the low card and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet, be  gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. "Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet.

 Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me!"

 So, Pasquale goes over to the Guido's condo and knocks on the door.

 The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants?

 Pasquale declares: "Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."

 "Tell  him to drop dead!" yells the wife.

 "I'll go tell him." says Pasquale.


 

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #991 on: Sep 11, 2013, 08:27:27 AM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #992 on: Sep 12, 2013, 05:30:14 AM »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #993 on: Sep 12, 2013, 08:18:16 AM »
LOL!  That's all well and good, but a buddy once told me that when they do get established, the best way to get rid of them is to shave half the region, light the other half on fire, and stab 'em with an ice pick as they run across!  :o
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #994 on: Sep 12, 2013, 09:02:14 AM »
. My girlfriend sent this to me.
I have this on a shirt!  LOL

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #995 on: Sep 12, 2013, 09:16:42 AM »
LOL!  That's all well and good, but a buddy once told me that when they do get established, the best way to get rid of them is to shave half the region, light the other half on fire, and stab 'em with an ice pick as they run across!  :o
             What I heard was pour Vodka on the nether region, the fleas get drunk the sprinkle sand and they stone each other to death. ha ha

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #996 on: Sep 13, 2013, 02:10:19 PM »
   Nice Jeff   ; Get a does of road  rash   hehehe     


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #997 on: Sep 14, 2013, 05:32:49 AM »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #998 on: Sep 15, 2013, 05:02:11 AM »

           Bert & Margret
   


Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over... "Nope."

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"

"Nope. Not a clue," she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.  Shoulda bought a hat."

 

         

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #999 on: Sep 15, 2013, 06:35:06 AM »
 Nice  Jeff   ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1000 on: Sep 15, 2013, 09:51:28 AM »
Like it jeff

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1001 on: Sep 17, 2013, 05:24:16 AM »

       This one doesn't say much for N.J. hunters!

 couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
       

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1002 on: Sep 17, 2013, 04:58:18 PM »
Its always archery season. >>>---------->
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1003 on: Sep 17, 2013, 07:18:02 PM »
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I like it!!!
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1004 on: Sep 23, 2013, 05:49:56 PM »
« Last Edit: Sep 23, 2013, 05:53:14 PM by 30-30 »

 


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