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Offline lewk24

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #210 on: Nov 07, 2012, 07:29:29 AM »
haha good ones 30-30.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #211 on: Nov 07, 2012, 01:47:30 PM »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #212 on: Nov 07, 2012, 03:12:56 PM »
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.

For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.

When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool and carefully laid out her tools.

Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"

Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole.

Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"

Amazed, the blonde was not quite sure what to do as this certainly was not covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly--tools in the right place, chair positioned just so. Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again.

"There are no fish under the ice!!"

Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked, "Is that You, Lord?"

The voice boomed back, "NO THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!"
Boom, Done!
 

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #213 on: Nov 07, 2012, 03:28:56 PM »
Good one. ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #214 on: Nov 07, 2012, 03:31:07 PM »
Oldie but always a goodie Otto.... ;D ;D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #215 on: Nov 07, 2012, 06:46:13 PM »

          A connoisseur of beer. ::)

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #216 on: Nov 07, 2012, 07:41:36 PM »
          A connoisseur of beer. ::)

Now i understand my problem.....save the budweiser for the celebration  ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #217 on: Nov 08, 2012, 04:04:49 AM »

         There's another 1 that is simular that was posted earlier!

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #218 on: Nov 08, 2012, 06:24:43 AM »
Ok this made me laugh this morning so I am sharing... ;D ;D

"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
John Wayne

Offline lewk24

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #219 on: Nov 08, 2012, 07:24:49 AM »
Ok this made me laugh this morning so I am sharing... ;D ;D



hahaha yeah that one is awesome.

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Offline Raquettedacker

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #220 on: Nov 08, 2012, 08:11:46 AM »
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too.

"Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something ... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."

After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.

A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"

"Yeah, but we're getting farther from the truck," the other added.

"Dying is the easy part. Learning how to live is the hard part..."

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #221 on: Nov 08, 2012, 08:16:30 AM »
 What is the defination of a non-typical Whitetail?
  One that stays off the Highway!      ;D ;D
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Offline loonyone

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #222 on: Nov 08, 2012, 08:36:39 AM »
RAQUETTE.....these are blondie jokes.....i swore you had dark brown hair

Offline lewk24

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #223 on: Nov 08, 2012, 08:36:52 AM »
Found this on a site -

A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said, "Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field." A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son. "What’s wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet." The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn’t move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
 
I didn’t cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn’t cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, ’Should we eat them here or take them with us?’ Well, I guess I just panicked."

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Offline loonyone

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #224 on: Nov 08, 2012, 08:45:07 AM »
funny lewkie

 


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