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CAPTJJ
Non-typical 13 Pointer
Posts: 3,927
Bowhunter
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Feb 25, 2013, 10:57:47 AM »
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Its always archery season. >>>---------->
Hybrid longbow in hand.
drobertsinMaryland
30 Point Buck
Posts: 9,554
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Feb 25, 2013, 05:49:49 PM »
Funny CaptJJ.
A Muslim, communist, and a illegal alien went into a bar. The bartender then said "Hello Mr. President".
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30-30
30 Point Buck
Posts: 6,901
Hunt America
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Mar 02, 2013, 06:18:14 PM »
Red Neck Stew
The US Department of the Interior had to change the wording on the metal bands they used to tag migratory birds. Seems these bands used to have the address of the Washington Biological Survey abbreviated as "Wash. Biol. Surv." One day they received a letter from a hunter in Alabama:
Dear Sirs:
Last week I shot one of your birds. It might have been a crow. I followed the cooking directions on the leg tag. Let me tell you, It was AWFUL!
The bands are now marked "Fish and Wildlife Service."
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Green Mountian Hunter
30 Point Buck
Posts: 9,256
FREE DROBS !!!!
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Mar 03, 2013, 06:02:31 AM »
Nice JJ ; I got to get me one
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30-30
30 Point Buck
Posts: 6,901
Hunt America
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Mar 03, 2013, 09:47:32 AM »
Fishing with a hand granade!
Through it! Don't drop it!-Dumb ass!
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Raquettedacker
Cactus Buck
Posts: 13,748
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Mar 03, 2013, 09:49:33 AM »
OMG....... Rocket scientists...
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"Dying is the easy part. Learning how to live is the hard part..."
Chucker
12 Pointer
Posts: 2,492
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Mar 04, 2013, 05:50:33 AM »
They obviously didn't figure out the three second fuse, either
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CAPTJJ
Non-typical 13 Pointer
Posts: 3,927
Bowhunter
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #547 on:
Mar 04, 2013, 03:42:06 PM »
Got me some rims and low profiles:
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Its always archery season. >>>---------->
Hybrid longbow in hand.
Chucker
12 Pointer
Posts: 2,492
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Mar 04, 2013, 06:14:24 PM »
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I'm bound to stay where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk that invented work, in the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
drobertsinMaryland
30 Point Buck
Posts: 9,554
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Mar 04, 2013, 07:12:08 PM »
Funny stuff fellas.
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30-30
30 Point Buck
Posts: 6,901
Hunt America
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Mar 04, 2013, 11:34:41 PM »
Hillbilly Birth...
Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!'
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think theres another one coming.'
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby 'No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems theres yet another one coming!' cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, 'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?'
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Green Mountian Hunter
30 Point Buck
Posts: 9,256
FREE DROBS !!!!
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Mar 05, 2013, 04:02:37 AM »
Nice guy's
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30-30
30 Point Buck
Posts: 6,901
Hunt America
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Mar 05, 2013, 10:34:12 AM »
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
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lewk24
10 Pointer
Posts: 1,383
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Mar 05, 2013, 10:44:24 AM »
haha good ones guys...
Luke
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chuckrudy
10 Pointer
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Mar 05, 2013, 12:46:40 PM »
nice
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