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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1185 on: Mar 08, 2014, 06:14:37 AM »
Very very Nice   ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1186 on: Mar 08, 2014, 08:33:16 AM »

       That was sweet! ::)

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1187 on: Mar 08, 2014, 09:03:59 AM »

             Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1188 on: Mar 09, 2014, 02:14:04 PM »
 ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1189 on: Mar 09, 2014, 05:00:20 PM »

            A couple of terrorist were making letter bombs. After they had finished, one said: “Do you think I put enough explosive in this envelope? “I don’t know,” said the other. “Open it and see.” “But it will explode.” “Don’t be stupid! It’s not addressed to you!

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1190 on: Mar 09, 2014, 05:00:49 PM »
Its always archery season. >>>---------->
Hybrid longbow in hand.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1191 on: Mar 09, 2014, 06:03:49 PM »
good one
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1192 on: Mar 10, 2014, 03:40:14 AM »

Nice   ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1193 on: Mar 11, 2014, 07:06:25 AM »

             little boy : mamma, is god a girl or a boy?

 mamma: why god is both girl and boy.

 little boy: mamma, is god black or white?

 mamma: why god is both black and white.

 little boy: mamma, is god gay or strait?

 mamma: why god is both gay and strait.

 little boy: mamma, is god Michael Jackson?"


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1194 on: Mar 11, 2014, 12:26:30 PM »

          The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
 anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

 "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
 prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
 prisoner in the prison.

 And then they made love for the first time.

 Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

 Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

 Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

 After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
 the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
 a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

 The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
 born foal.

 Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

 She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

 Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
 OKAY!

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1195 on: Mar 11, 2014, 02:13:47 PM »
I like it.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1196 on: Mar 11, 2014, 04:43:23 PM »


           X-2   me to  ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1197 on: Mar 12, 2014, 01:31:32 PM »

            Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?
A: For a better grip on there broomstick!

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1198 on: Mar 12, 2014, 04:33:47 PM »

            MEN Vs WOMEN
1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup.
2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip.
3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery.
4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1199 on: Mar 12, 2014, 04:38:23 PM »
hehehe   ;D


 


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