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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #60 on: Dec 30, 2017, 05:12:55 PM »
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #61 on: Dec 31, 2017, 04:11:54 AM »


Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #62 on: Dec 31, 2017, 11:42:12 AM »
Why do people say wait a second when it takes more than a second to say it?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #63 on: Jan 01, 2018, 05:48:25 AM »


Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #64 on: Jan 01, 2018, 05:46:38 PM »
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #65 on: Jan 02, 2018, 04:05:47 AM »


Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #66 on: Jan 02, 2018, 10:32:51 PM »
Why do they have Interstate highways in Hawaii?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #67 on: Jan 04, 2018, 03:15:39 AM »


Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #68 on: Jan 04, 2018, 05:51:29 PM »
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #69 on: Jan 05, 2018, 03:04:57 AM »


A stitch in time saves nine what?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #70 on: Jan 05, 2018, 11:55:14 AM »


If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #71 on: Jan 05, 2018, 12:26:51 PM »
Why are off-brands better than the name brand 80% of the time?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #72 on: Jan 05, 2018, 12:28:54 PM »
Quote from: 30-30 on Jan 04, 2018, 03:15:39 AM

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

The bottles go bad and chemicals seep into the contents  ;D
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #73 on: Jan 05, 2018, 01:43:43 PM »
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #74 on: Jan 06, 2018, 03:49:44 AM »


Why are Softballs hard?
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