Doesn't it always seem like....

[adkRoy]

....the time when you gotta go # 2 in the woods you don't have any TP with you.

....when you leave your stand to go in for lunch, you fiind a huge scrape has been made in front of it when you return.

[Robb]

....your buds call you on the radio to tell you about the fresh tracks he saw and the deer your about to shoot is GONE!!!

[adkRoy]

.....it takes forever for hunting season to get here and then it goes by too quickly!

[deerhunter]

the morning you decide not to sit in your stand and your buddie tells you he pushed 5 deer right in front of it .                                                                                                                                         or you just get seated and ready and you have to take a wicked you know what.                                                                       

[Thomas]

As you get ready to enter the woods just before day break,dream buck stares at you while standing in the middle of public road than heads for posted land.

Just before sunrise you hear a pack of coydogs barking while on the move in the area you plan on hunting.

[deerhunter]

you have a nice buck standing broadside at 50 yds and you go to pull the trigger and it goes click.

[buckhunta]

or u hunt ur stand all week and u let ur buddy hunt it one mornin and he shoots a monster out of it

[RickTheRock]

or the land you have been hunting for years gets leased and posted by someone else.

[northwoodsaddict]

yea, or the guy who owns it purposefully waits until the night before opening day to post it

[adkRoy]

it only rains on saturday and sunday during the fall. 

[vivlamored]

 when you feel there isn't any geese in the state you start picking up your spred and then there are geese everywhere

[bassranger]

Your on time to your stand every morning but one morning your 15 minutes late when you get there you jump deer from under your stand. happened to me the other day.

[upstatehunter]

 
 
You make a push to your son, the deer just won't go towards him for anything, even after you run(way to old for that) out to a road and try to make them go the other way. They run across a road and about ten minutes later, boom, and when you ride around to see where they went the guy down the road is hanging a ten point in his apple tree GGGRRRRR...

[TR19]

The deer here know EXACTLY where the Northern zone / southern zone line is, and stay on the wrong side of it during the open season !!!

You push deer to your buddies but they cross the road instead and you hear SMASH, only to find a nice buck just got creamed by a car (happend to us last year)

[AD]

.... that on a section of 10,000 acres the only other guy hunting it, on the ridge you were heading to.   

.... that you can see no deer all day but when you take that 5 minute mid-day nap you wake to see the rear end of a deer walking away.   

.... that you can see nothing all day and hear nobody on the radio but a deer comes along and you are getting ready to shoot you're buddy calls wondering if you have seen anything.     

...   that you cant beat the does off of you when you cant shoot them but when you can you cant find a single one. 

....   that you sit against the only tree in the woods that the squirrel wants to climb and proceeds to bark and yell at you for half an hour (or untill you move)

....  that the farther you are away from you're vehicle/home the more likely an equipment failure is to happen.   

....   that you're stomach is fine all day but tells you it needs to relive itself when the deer decide to show up.