Doesn't it always seem like....

[Chucker]

every stinkin' noise in the woods is directly behind you?   

[adkRoy]

every gun shot comes from the guy on the land next to you. 

[MoosemanKris]

...squirrels make more noise than moose?
...the big bucks get an advance copy of the reg's?
...grouse wait until you're totally unprepared to explode under your feet.

Ahhhhhhh the joys of hunting

[adkRoy]

..... the best hunting and fishing weather is when you're at work.

[adkRoy]

....every one has shot a buck on opening day except you 
....your old lady demands that the christmas lights be put up on the house on opening Saturday of gun season 
....the homemade venison chili you had last night wants to make it's exit around 8 am the next day while you're out hunting 

[shrub]

you always see the deer when your bird huniting with your shotgun and the birds when your deer hunting with your rifle

[MoosemanKris]

you always see the deer when your bird huniting with your shotgun and the birds when your deer hunting with your rifle

Yeah!!

[devil-man]

...the two does you see all morning are right between you and your buddy.
No shot.

[Pikeguy]

...the two does you see all morning are right between you and your buddy.
No shot.

But, it turns out he moved without letting you know and you really could have taken the shot. 

[archbishop]

deer are physics majors and know the exact angle you are from him and just where to stop behind that tree with its head and arse exposed but no vitals

anyone ever heard the song, did you see the turdy pointer
lol i gotta get the gun he uses in that song

a combanation ak oozie radar lazer tripple barreled double scoped heat seaking shotgun

[Dave H]

Malfunctions (read expensive ) always happen .....When (A) you have perfect conditions & as a Pro you have that Gut feeling your going to shoot like steam and haven't bothered to bring your spare rifle out for the night or (B) Your 600miles from the nearest Gunsmith / Machinist & you snap a firing pin!!!!!

    Dave

[devil-man]

a combanation ak oozie radar lazer tripple barreled double scoped heat seaking shotgun

LMAO 

[shrub]

deer are physics majors and know the exact angle you are from him and just where to stop behind that tree with its head and arse exposed but no vitals

anyone ever heard the song, did you see the turdy pointer
lol i gotta get the gun he uses in that song

a combanation ak oozie radar lazer tripple barreled double scoped heat seaking shotgun

i happen to be a fan of the tuddy pont buck part 2 .

[adkRoy]

... every hunter in the county has to cross the field in front of your stand.

.... That the weather is always at its worst when you have time to hunt.

.... that the deer always come out where you don't expect it to.

.... the best people are found on MHF, Ice Shanty, and MFF.

[Dr. IceGeek]

....the one minute you let your guard down and stand up or stretch without looking around first you get busted by a deer