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Offline hunts2long

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1035 on: Oct 21, 2013, 07:32:28 PM »
Great craigslist ad. Owned a few of those over the years. Wish they still were made like they were back then. Wonder if he would take $1700 and a six pack?....hunts2long
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1036 on: Oct 22, 2013, 05:59:24 AM »
That is great. I will be using some of that material in my next CL add for sure!

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1037 on: Oct 22, 2013, 08:18:25 AM »
There was a good one up here for an XTerra quite a while back but the Flathead Beacon preserved it in an article on their site: http://www.flatheadbeacon.com/articles/article/ninja_hauler_2005_nissan_xterra/7424/

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1038 on: Oct 29, 2013, 05:17:48 PM »

     

Better than a Flu
Shot!

Miss Beatrice,

The church organist,

Was in her eighties

And had never been married. She was admired for her
sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor

came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint

sitting room.

She invited him to have a

seat while she prepared tea...

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,the young

minister noticed a cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled with water,

and in the water floated. of all

things,a condom!



When she returned
With tea and scones,they

began to chat. The pastor

tried to stifle his curiosity

About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said,

'I wonder if you would tell me about this?

Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful? I was walking

through the park a few

months ago and I found

this little package on the
ground.

The directions said

To place it on the organ,

Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

 




 

 




 
 






















































































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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1039 on: Nov 07, 2013, 05:41:11 PM »

                  Send in the clowns

              
   

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1040 on: Nov 11, 2013, 12:22:12 PM »
I'm bound to stay where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk that invented work, in the Big Rock Candy Mountains.


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1041 on: Nov 11, 2013, 12:24:03 PM »
like it.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1042 on: Nov 11, 2013, 06:15:38 PM »
Lol!   Laugh, and show your age....... ;)
It'll chew...

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1043 on: Nov 11, 2013, 07:55:17 PM »
Nice one Chucker, used to watch M*A*S*H all the time.
« Last Edit: Nov 11, 2013, 07:55:46 PM by CAPTJJ »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1044 on: Nov 11, 2013, 07:56:06 PM »
Its always archery season. >>>---------->
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1045 on: Nov 11, 2013, 08:04:20 PM »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1046 on: Dec 12, 2013, 03:37:54 AM »


A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The Italian man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men..
The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1047 on: Dec 12, 2013, 04:15:06 AM »


Offline tubeslinger

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1048 on: Dec 12, 2013, 06:57:14 AM »
Nice Capt JJ. Did anyone see the pics of him at a funeral?

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1049 on: Dec 12, 2013, 12:08:22 PM »
Yeah I saw it. Miss O didn't look to happy.  What's better is they said one of the people doing sign language translation wasn't really doing it just moving his hands and arms up there. Today they said he spoke out about it and he said he's a skitzo and was hallucinating angles during it.   That's why he was off.   You would think these people that would be screened better with the number of world leaders he was standing next too.

 


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