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Hunting Wyoming / Re: 2023
« Last post by fish/hunt4ever on Jun 09, 2023, 01:52:35 PM »
Should compare some maybe not as many people at times though. Well we will see what we did not draw this next Thursday, then the planning on where to hunt starts amd what time off that we want and see if we can get it off.
General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jun 09, 2023, 03:46:31 AM »

After a nice dinner the two couples got up from the table. The ladies went into the kitchen and the men went into the family room.

One of the gents said to the other, "I think it is so wonderful how you call your wife, "honey pie" and "sweet pea", and "sugar" all the time.

The other gent said, "Well to tell you the truth, four years ago, I forget her name."

General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jun 08, 2023, 04:49:17 AM »

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter.

Three men were in a boat and had four cigarettes, but no lighter,
So they threw one cigarette overboard,
and the whole boat became a cigarette lighter.

I used to be a programmer for autocorrect
They fried me for no raisin

I have the body of a 24 year old....
but it's in the freezer

How do you tell the gender of an ant?
Throw it in water. If it sinks, it’s girl ant, but if it floats…

Its impossible for viruses to spread throughout an ant colony?
Because of all the little antey bodies.

What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.

Why do Norwegian warships have a barcode on the side of them?
So that they can Scandinavian

I bought shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day

General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jun 07, 2023, 04:25:09 AM »

My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control on our cars. We were used to hearing my father proclaim, “Take it, Max,” as he flipped on the cruise control during long trips in our station wagon.
Recently, I was travelling with my parents in their new car when we hit a wide-open expanse of highway. My dad leaned back and said, “I think I'll let Tom drive for a while.”

“Tom who?” I asked.

My mother translated for me: “Tom Cruise, of course.”

General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Jun 06, 2023, 05:09:41 AM »
General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jun 06, 2023, 03:51:15 AM »

A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man said: "You rest here while I register - I'll be back within an hour."
The wife lies down on the bed... just then, an elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.
Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up. The manager (naturally) is sceptical but the wife insists the story is true.
"Look,... lie here on the bed - you'll be thrown right to the floor!"
So he lies down next to the wife... Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here?"
The manager replies: "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"

Hunting New Hampshire / Re: Saddle Set Ups
« Last post by reeleyz on Jun 04, 2023, 07:08:29 AM »
I run a Tethrd Phantom saddle and a predator platform. First 2 years I ran the Mantis saddle but the Phantom is more comfortable.  It took me a season to get comfortable with the small platform. I set up for the deer to hopefully be on my left side at about 10 o’clock. Then I can use the tree as cover and lean out when I want to shoot. Weak side shots are a challenge though no matter what anyone says, trust me.

2 times in the past 4 seasons I have made short 30 yard midday moves based on the morning deer movement and gotten shots after the move. I can take down and set up with little noise.

I have pulled several all day sits in a saddle and as far as being comfortable I would rather be in a hang on. It’s the flexibility of trees, the weight savings, and quietness of step up that I like though.

I ran 3 beast sticks with homemade single step aiders. Aiders can be a challenge so you need to really practice and take your time using then.

For gun season I would rather sit in a climber/hang on/ladder stand. It’s tough to explain but a gun just feels awkward to me in a saddle.
General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jun 04, 2023, 04:30:24 AM »

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. When it was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature".
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?

She thought for some time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jun 03, 2023, 04:01:39 AM »

A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The passerby asked him why a cowboy would own that kind of dog.

The cowboy answered, "Well, somebody told me to get along little doggie."

General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jun 02, 2023, 05:54:37 AM »

 My first apartment was so close to the Airport...
That every time I went to the kitchen to make a brew and a sandwich, the stewardess told me to get back to my seat.

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