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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #960 on: Aug 18, 2013, 11:38:14 PM »
An Englishman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
..."If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The gentleman replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch,
You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #961 on: Aug 19, 2013, 05:15:28 AM »
 :o :o :o lol

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #962 on: Aug 19, 2013, 07:17:32 AM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #963 on: Aug 19, 2013, 12:08:51 PM »

           Back in the old west, a stranger wanders in town and heads to the saloon. After ordering a couple of shots of whisky, the stranger looked around and saw there wasn't any women. He asked the barkeep " what do you guys do around here for companionship" the bar keep said see those sheep over there, well that how we satisfy ourselves. The stranger asked for a couple more whiskies. He felt enough nerve to go and grab a sheep and was heading up stairs. Everyone in the bar was looking at him in a weird way, but his craving for companionship told to go on. When he was done and coming downstairs  , everyone was still looking at him in a weird look. He put the sheep back in the pen and went to the bar and ordered another drink. The barkeep gave a drink and sort of shook his head in discuss. The stranger said to to barkeep "I thought you said it was alright to use the sheep" , the bar keep said " it is, but that's Black ;D Bart's girl"

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #964 on: Aug 20, 2013, 06:34:42 PM »
 ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #966 on: Aug 21, 2013, 08:08:29 AM »
An Englishman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
..."If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The gentleman replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch,
You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."


Ewe.........lol

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #967 on: Aug 21, 2013, 05:38:23 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAq1Ml3PlGc
  That is my type of weather  :) :)  I don't like the heat once so ever  >:( >:(


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #968 on: Aug 27, 2013, 03:11:56 PM »


                   The only time a fisherman tells the truth is when he calls another fisherman a liar.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #969 on: Aug 27, 2013, 03:27:20 PM »

                   The only time a fisherman tells the truth is when he calls another fisherman a liar.

Haha

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #970 on: Aug 27, 2013, 04:07:08 PM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #971 on: Aug 27, 2013, 09:10:38 PM »
After a President has been in office for 1 year it is customary for the last
President to send a note to the new president. So when the note came from
Bush to Obama, the President was somewhat troubled because it was written in
code and all it said was:

370H-SSV-0773H

This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers how former president
Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged. So he took the note to
his wife. She was unable to decipher it.

They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the message. They called
in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail and they were
unable to determine the meaning of the note.

Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of the House.. They
both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message.

Now there was complete panic in the Oval Office. They called all of their
contacts in the media and sent copies of the note to all of them, and not
one was able to come up with an answer. A special emergency meeting was
called by the staff. All branches of the military, counter intelligence,
CIA, FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code.

After a sleepless night, a now humbled President Obama picked up the phone
and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note.

George Bush chuckled and replied---" you're holding it upside down.
It'll chew...

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #972 on: Aug 28, 2013, 01:25:25 AM »
I hate political crap but if I am going to make jokes about it I at least like to hit both parties.






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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #973 on: Aug 28, 2013, 03:52:23 AM »
hahahah  how true  ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #974 on: Aug 28, 2013, 02:57:06 PM »



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