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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #675 on: Apr 17, 2013, 05:20:04 PM »
HOW TO TELL TIME IN ITALIAN...      ::) ::) 8) 8)
 

  

             Now that's funny! ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #676 on: Apr 17, 2013, 05:23:48 PM »
HOW TO TELL TIME IN ITALIAN...      ::) ::) 8) 8)
 

  

;D ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #677 on: Apr 17, 2013, 06:29:37 PM »
Hahahahah that was awesome.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #678 on: Apr 17, 2013, 06:31:54 PM »
That's funny right there

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #679 on: Apr 17, 2013, 06:36:54 PM »
lol lol italian clock

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #680 on: Apr 18, 2013, 01:44:40 PM »
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.


 The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.


 At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #681 on: Apr 18, 2013, 04:59:47 PM »
ok  ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #682 on: Apr 19, 2013, 05:59:22 PM »




 








The Gay Cowboy...
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.


For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick
up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.


Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."


He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.


"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told
and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."


(P.S. - I didn't see it coming, either)
 
 

 















 
   










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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #683 on: Apr 19, 2013, 06:28:48 PM »
Haha  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #684 on: Apr 21, 2013, 07:39:31 PM »
             A young man tutored his sweetheart math,
 he thought of it as his mission,
 he kissed her once then once again and said
 "There, that's addition!"
 She took it upon herself to return the pleasant action,
 she kissed once and once again,
 smiled and said "and that's subtraction!"
 Now she'd learned the basics without too much complication,
 they kissed each other once, then twice,
 and said "that must be multiplication!"
 Meanwhile the young lady's father
 had this 'lesson' in his vision,
 he kicked that boy ten foot out the door and said
 "Then that is long division!"

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #685 on: Apr 22, 2013, 03:57:16 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D 


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #686 on: Apr 23, 2013, 11:19:21 AM »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #687 on: Apr 23, 2013, 05:55:08 PM »



I'm ready    ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #688 on: Apr 23, 2013, 06:36:06 PM »

              Only on camera it is! ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #689 on: Apr 23, 2013, 08:10:48 PM »

       Bill and Hillary Clinton go to a Yankees game together. They had VIP seats in the first row. All of a sudden, a secret service agent comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. A few seconds later, Bill grabs Hillary and throws her out onto the field! The SS agent comes running back to Bill and says, "Mr. President, sir, I think you misunderstood me. I said throw out the first pitch."

   

 


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