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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #495 on: Feb 06, 2013, 06:03:55 PM »
During a recent morning mass in New York City, a little old Italian lady made her way to the front and out of character prayed rather loudly this.

Dear Lord, this has been a tough two or three years ...you have taken
my favorite actor Patrick Swayze, my favorite musician Michael
Jackson, my favorite salesman Billy Mays, my favorite actress
Elizabeth Taylor, my favorite singer Whitney Houston, and, now, my
favorite announcer Dick Clark. I just wanted you to know that my
favorite politician is Barack Obama.
             Good one Dave, LOL

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #496 on: Feb 06, 2013, 06:19:56 PM »
Oh ya--

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #497 on: Feb 07, 2013, 09:09:36 PM »
Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up,  firewood gathered, and  dinner cooking on the fire, sitting having a cold beer.
                                                         
"Shoot Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
                                                         
"Well, I've been here since last night.
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked,  'Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey......

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!  She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I  did.   
                                                           
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."   
                                                           
So, Here I am!
Its always archery season. >>>---------->
Hybrid longbow in hand.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #498 on: Feb 08, 2013, 05:36:25 AM »
I'm bound to stay where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk that invented work, in the Big Rock Candy Mountains.


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #499 on: Feb 08, 2013, 06:11:13 AM »
LOL.....always good to start the day with a chuckle...'er..... ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #500 on: Feb 08, 2013, 06:15:38 AM »
Friend had this on FB.


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #501 on: Feb 08, 2013, 07:03:23 AM »
Utoh!  I'm wearing assault boots now!!! :o

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #502 on: Feb 08, 2013, 07:09:19 AM »
Wait, I'm confused.....  Does that mean the WWII German jackboots I used to wear for re-enactments are OK now?
I'm bound to stay where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk that invented work, in the Big Rock Candy Mountains.


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #503 on: Feb 08, 2013, 07:46:04 AM »
 

                   Nice   hehehe     They will probably ban them with the Assault name in them


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #504 on: Feb 08, 2013, 07:49:42 AM »
No more wearing Camo in public !!! whats next..

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #505 on: Feb 08, 2013, 07:55:06 AM »
I'm actually wearing camo work boots right now. They take them off my cold dead feet  ;D.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #506 on: Feb 09, 2013, 05:40:50 PM »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #507 on: Feb 09, 2013, 06:53:23 PM »
Good luck getting a kid today to ride that around the yard.....I would have loved to have one of those when i was 11-12-13.....I had 6 lawns to mow every week....one yard was over two acres....with a garden to weed and take care of.....To do it the way the older ladies that lived there wanted, took 12-14 hours....but they paid well and had some awesome tea and cookies...LOL

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #508 on: Feb 09, 2013, 07:40:40 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #509 on: Feb 10, 2013, 07:45:15 AM »
Good luck getting a kid today to ride that around the yard.....I would have loved to have one of those when i was 11-12-13.....I had 6 lawns to mow every week....one yard was over two acres....with a garden to weed and take care of.....To do it the way the older ladies that lived there wanted, took 12-14 hours....but they paid well and had some awesome tea and cookies...LOL


   I Loved little old ladies back in the late 60 s & early 70 s  myself they sure new how to treat you to   ;D ;D ;D


 


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