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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Aug 27, 2021, 04:22:32 AM »


St.Peter was checking the gate between Heaven and Hell and found a broken hinge. He walked over to the "Pit" and called to the Devil...The Devil says, "Yeah, whaddya want..?"

St. Peter: "The hinge is broken and it's your turn to fix it.." .

The Devil retorted: "Gee, I am a bit busy and don't have anyone available for that..",

St. Peter got angry, "Look, we have an agreement, and it's your turn to fix the gate..!" ,

The Devil responded, "Sorry Pete, it's our peak season and there just isn't anyone available..."

St. Peter turned red and exclaimed..."Ok, if that's the way you want it, we'll sue..!"

A big grin broke out on the Devil's face, "Oh yeah, and just where are you going to find a lawyer on your side ...?!"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Aug 26, 2021, 04:29:54 AM »


A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, "What are you staring at?"
"A spider," he replies.
"I don't see anything," she says.
"Oh, it must have fallen on your head," he said calmly.
The wife jumps up screaming...
The man says, "While you're up, can you get me another beer?"


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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Aug 25, 2021, 11:42:32 PM »
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Aug 25, 2021, 03:59:32 AM »


There was a poor old Irish cobbler whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant.
Every day at lunch time, Mike, the Irish gent, would go out the back of his shop and eat his soda bread and maybe a kipper or piece of Irish blue cheese while smelling the wonderful odors coming from the restaurant's kitchen.

One morning, the Irishman was surprised to receive an invoice in the mail from the adjoining restaurant for “enjoyment of food”

Mystified, he marched right over to the restaurant to point out that he had not bought a thing from them.

The manager said, “You're enjoying our food, so you should pay us for it.” The Irishman refused to pay and the restaurant took him to court.

At the hearing, the judge asked the restaurant to present their side of the case. The manager said, “Every day, this man comes and sits outside our kitchen and smells our food while eating his. It is clear that we are providing added value to his poor food and we deserve to be compensated for it.”

The judge turned to Mike and said, “What do you have to say to that?” The old Irishman didn't say a thing but smiled and stuck his hand in his pocket and rattled the few coins he had inside.

The judge asked him, “What is the meaning of that?” The Irishman replied with a mile wide grin, – “I'm paying for the smell of his food with the sound of my money.”




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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Aug 24, 2021, 09:08:50 AM »
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Aug 24, 2021, 03:58:33 AM »


A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was in New York City. The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several wildly dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street corner.

The mother finally hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point the young daughter asks her mother, "Mommy, what are all those ladies waiting for by that corner?"

The mother replies, "Those ladies are waiting for their husbands to come by and pick them up on the way home from work."

The cabby, upon hearing this exchange, turns to the mother and says, "Ah, C'mon lady! Tell your daughter the truth! For crying out loud... They're hookers!"

A brief period of silence follows, and the daughter then asks, "Mommy, do the hooker ladies have any children?"

The mother replies, "Of course, Dear. Where do you think cabbies come from?"


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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Aug 24, 2021, 02:11:53 AM »
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Hunting New York / Re: Lots of bears 🐻
« Last post by CAPTJJ on Aug 23, 2021, 05:14:22 PM »
Next door neighbor told me yesterday that a bear waked by her window one night last week when she was up for a few days. Probably the same bear that DEC was trying to scare away from a nearby resort, it kept getting in the dumpster. Should be some around this Fall, especially since the gypsy moths caterpillars hit the oaks pretty hard. Not expecting many acorns and the bears will be wandering more.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Aug 23, 2021, 03:26:55 AM »


Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds. She was visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.
As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned
Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm becoming Catholic."

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Aug 22, 2021, 06:53:01 AM »
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