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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 04, 2024, 05:12:00 AM »



I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years.
"This is Beth," I said, introducing my kid.
"And what's Beth short for?" he asked.
"Because she's only three," I answered.

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Apr 03, 2024, 02:22:15 PM »
 ;D
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Hunting Wyoming / Re: 2024
« Last post by fish/hunt4ever on Apr 03, 2024, 09:27:12 AM »
With the new region tags it might not take as many points to draw for the regions but it might make it harder.  Since this is the first year it is hard to see what it will take.
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Hunting Wyoming / Re: 2024
« Last post by reeleyz on Apr 03, 2024, 06:42:30 AM »
Thanks for sharing this. I am curious to see how the gerneral unit change and the special draw price increase changes the number of points needed for a NR to draw.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 03, 2024, 04:20:34 AM »


I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.
It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there.
They have no wife to go home to... or they do!

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Hunting Wyoming / 2024
« Last post by fish/hunt4ever on Apr 02, 2024, 02:42:53 PM »
Here are the proposed changes for the State and some meetings, I know some have already past but if anyone wants to comment you can do it online as well.

https://wgfd.wyo.gov/Get-Involved/Public-Meetings

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 31, 2024, 03:27:22 PM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Mar 30, 2024, 04:41:40 AM »


Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"

God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision."

"Fine, but where should I go first?"

God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."

Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.

It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature was perfect.

Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God.

"If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"

"Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell," he told God."

"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell.

When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.

"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.

Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

God says, "That was just the screen saver."


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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Mar 29, 2024, 04:36:35 AM »


A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States."
Receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?"
Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Mar 28, 2024, 04:58:01 AM »


A fellow tries to cross the Mexican border on a bicycle with two big bags balanced on his shoulders. The guard asks, 'What's in the bags?'

The fellow says, 'Sand!'

The guard wants to examine them. The fellow gets off the bike, places the bags on the ground, opens them up, and the guard inspects... only to find sand. The fellow packs the sand, places the bags on his shoulders, and pedals the bike across the border.

Two weeks later, the same situation is repeated...

'What have you there?'

'Sand'

'We want to examine.'

Same results... nothing but sand and the fellow is on his way again.

Every two weeks for six months the inspections continue. Finally, one week the fellow didn't show up. However, the guard sees him downtown and says to the fellow, 'Buddy, you had us crazy. We sort of knew you were smuggling something. I won't say anything - what were you smuggling?'

The fellow says, 'Bicycles.'

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