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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Today at 05:42:18 AM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Today at 04:19:26 AM »


A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue."

The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in his grave."

Saint Peter motioned an angel forward. "Take her to Whirling Walter!"

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Hunting New York / DMP ,s
« Last post by myemmy on Aug 08, 2022, 03:41:39 PM »
How’s everyone making out with getting your DMP ???
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Aug 07, 2022, 05:21:51 PM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Aug 07, 2022, 04:36:43 AM »


During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level

He described a typical day this way: 'Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.' Inspired by the story, the doctor said, 'You must be one hell of an outdoors man!' 'NAH,' he replied, 'I'm just a lousy golfer.'

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Hunting New York / Re: Holly Mooses
« Last post by CAPTJJ on Aug 06, 2022, 10:24:09 AM »
Definitely thinking about it, benefits are able to hunt more animals and the yearly PFD (oil money) check. Higher expenses and less income are problems.
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Hunting New York / Re: Holly Mooses
« Last post by Raquettedacker on Aug 05, 2022, 06:13:35 AM »
Your living my dream pal.. ;D
How long before you become a permanent resident?    8) 8)
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Aug 05, 2022, 04:50:05 AM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Aug 05, 2022, 04:46:36 AM »


Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers.


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Hunting New York / Re: Holly Mooses
« Last post by CAPTJJ on Aug 04, 2022, 06:01:36 PM »
Do great, work and fishing daily, thanks. No moose here in a while, had one in front of my trail cam but too close and only a shadow in the early morning, need to check it again.
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