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Offline buckblaster

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #15 on: Dec 01, 17, 11:57:51 AM »
Why do mini vans grow antlers at the end of November
« Last Edit: Dec 01, 17, 01:19:03 PM by buckblaster »
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #16 on: Dec 02, 17, 02:33:16 AM »


                         Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

                       
I have no clue on that one... but after reading this and having a 4 month old daughter at home I'm never going to use this again.... LOL

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #17 on: Dec 02, 17, 04:50:20 AM »



If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #18 on: Dec 02, 17, 07:19:57 AM »
     

           why does beer get warm and coffee gets cold ??
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #19 on: Dec 02, 17, 10:10:13 AM »
Good one tc
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #20 on: Dec 03, 17, 04:03:40 AM »


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #21 on: Dec 03, 17, 07:28:35 PM »
Why do they call them stick ladders when they are made of metal?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #22 on: Dec 04, 17, 03:41:58 AM »



Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!




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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #23 on: Dec 05, 17, 03:18:25 AM »


If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #24 on: Dec 05, 17, 09:10:58 PM »
Why do mini vans grow antlers at the end of November

The strange thing is that the bucks and the mini vans both lose their antlers the end of December to the beginning of January.
If a mini van with antlers hits a tree is it still called an accident or a rub.
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #25 on: Dec 06, 17, 04:05:14 AM »


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #26 on: Dec 07, 17, 03:40:23 AM »


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?  ::)

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #27 on: Dec 08, 17, 03:58:22 AM »


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #28 on: Dec 09, 17, 06:12:47 AM »


Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #29 on: Dec 09, 17, 07:05:25 PM »
Why do they call it still hunting yet your always moving?

 


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