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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1245 on: Mar 21, 2014, 06:33:21 AM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1246 on: Mar 21, 2014, 07:22:08 AM »
;D
            Aren't you suppose to be at work?

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1247 on: Mar 21, 2014, 11:06:09 AM »
            Aren't you suppose to be at work?
nope 4 - 10 hour days now


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1248 on: Mar 21, 2014, 01:30:20 PM »
He is working.  ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1249 on: Mar 21, 2014, 01:52:13 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1250 on: Mar 21, 2014, 03:47:16 PM »
That's a different way to keep them bad boys cool.!!! ;D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1251 on: Mar 21, 2014, 03:49:43 PM »

         OH lord, he is one hung low. ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1252 on: Mar 21, 2014, 05:14:30 PM »
OOOH yea   ;D ;D   He looks a lot like me   hehehe


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1253 on: Mar 21, 2014, 05:39:24 PM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1254 on: Mar 21, 2014, 06:25:00 PM »
WTF..........

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1255 on: Mar 23, 2014, 09:02:13 AM »
OOOH yea   ;D ;D   He looks a lot like me   hehehe
           Is that where the get "A-Holes & Elbows" hehe

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1256 on: Mar 23, 2014, 11:57:26 AM »
           Is that where the get "A-Holes & Elbows" hehe
  hehehe    you betcha  ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1257 on: Mar 23, 2014, 04:27:10 PM »

                         Yuppie on vacation

An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life.....till the boat sank. The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months he is lying on the beach one day, when the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief, he asked her: "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
"I rowed from the other side of the island," she said, "I landed here when my cruise ship sank." "Amazing," he said, "you were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you."
"Oh, this?" replied the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw material that I found on the island: the oars were whittled from gum tree branches, I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a eucalyptus tree."
"But-but, that's impossible," stuttered the man, "you had no tools or hardware, how did you manage?" "Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman, "on the south side of the island there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools, and used the tools to make the hardware."
The guy was stunned.
"Let's row over to my place" she said. After a few minutes of rowing, she docked the boat at a small wharf. As the man looked onto shore he nearly fell out of the boat. Before him was a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white.
While the woman tied up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man could only stare ahead, dumbstruck. As they walked into the house, she said casually "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down please; would you like to have a drink?"
"No, no thank you" he said, still dazed, "can't take any more coconut juice."
"It's not coconut juice," the woman replied. "I have a still. How about a pina colada?"
Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepted, and they sat down on her couch to talk. After they had exchanged their stories, the woman announced, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable.
Would you like to take a shower and shave, there is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."
No longer questioning anything, the man went into the bathroom. There in the cabinet was a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge were fastened on to its end inside of a swivel mechanism.
"This woman is amazing," he mused, "what next?"
When he returned, she greeted him wearing nothing but vines strategically positioned and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckoned for him to sit down next to her.
"Tell me," she began, suggestively, slithering closer to him, "we've been out here for a very long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months? You know..."
She stared into his eyes. He couldn't believe what he was hearing:
"You mean--? ", he replied, "- I can check my e-mail from here????"


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1258 on: Mar 23, 2014, 05:20:35 PM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1259 on: Mar 23, 2014, 11:57:18 PM »
OOOH yea   ;D ;D   He looks a lot like me   hehehe

 ;D ;D ;D I was just going to post the picture here but with the way the thread was going I added the line, timing was right.
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