Comic Relief!!

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redneck house boat

[chuckrudy]

nice

[stka]

Got this from the Roger Raglin Fan Page on FB.

[CAPTJJ]

Got this from the Roger Raglin Fan Page on FB.

That's funny. I met Roger when he spoke at The Whitetail Classic in Lake George a few years back, very down to earth and a great storyteller.

[stka]

That's cool, he's one of the very few professional hunters I would have any interest in meeting.

[chuckrudy]

nice one.

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         Teee Heeee Hee Steve.

[Green Mountian Hunter]

Nice one  Steve   

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Hillbilly Medical Terms
 


Benign................What you be after you be eight.

 Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria.

 Barium.................What you do with dead folks.

 Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome.

 Catscan................Searching for the cat.

 Cauterize..........Made eye contact with her.

 Colic...............A sheep dog.

 Coma...............A punctuation mark.

 D&C................Where Washington is.

 Dilate.............To live longer than your kids do.

 Enema.............Not a friend.

 Fester............Quicker than someone else.

 Fibula............A small lie.

 G.I.Series.........World Series of military baseball.

 Hangnail...........What you hang your coat on.

 Impotent......Distinguished, well known.

 Labor Pain..........Getting hurt at work.

 Morbid..............A higher offer than I bid.

 Nitrates...........Cheaper than day rates.

 Medical Staff.......A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.

 Node....................I knew it.

 Outpatient..............A person who has fainted.

 Pap Smear................A fatherhood test.

 Pelvis...................Second cousin to Elvis.

 Post Operative...........A letter carrier.

 Recovery Room....Place to do upholstery.

 Secretion.......Hiding something.

 Tablet..........A small table to change babies on.

 Seizure..........Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.

 Terminal Illness....Getting sick at the train station.

 Tumor...............More than one.

 Urine...............Opposite of mine.

 Varicose............Near by.

 Hospital............The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed
 warehouse or Franks lumber mill.



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[Green Mountian Hunter]

Hehehe   

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                 Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools. They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow. They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir. When asked why such a celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle & it only took them 2 months! "TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender. "That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!!"
 "Oh yeah?" says one drunk. "The box said 2-4 YEARS

[Green Mountian Hunter]

hehehe nice 

[chuckrudy]

I like it

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 mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

 Mother: "What does the cow say?"

 Child: "Moo!"

 Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"

 Child: "Meow."

 Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"

 And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."