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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6270 on: Aug 05, 2022, 04:50:05 AM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6271 on: Aug 07, 2022, 04:36:43 AM »


During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level

He described a typical day this way: 'Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.' Inspired by the story, the doctor said, 'You must be one hell of an outdoors man!' 'NAH,' he replied, 'I'm just a lousy golfer.'


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6272 on: Aug 07, 2022, 05:21:51 PM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #6273 on: Today at 04:19:26 AM »


A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue."

The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in his grave."

Saint Peter motioned an angel forward. "Take her to Whirling Walter!"


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Re: Comic Relief!!
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