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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Today at 06:42:34 AM »
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Today at 05:04:57 AM »



Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion.
When the basket was passed around she leaned over once again to tell him to drop his money in, but Little Johnny held his dollar firmly in his hand, stating...
"If I don't eat, I don't pay!"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jan 28, 2023, 04:04:41 AM »


A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders.
The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and salad," says the man, "same for me," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says, "That will be $12.62."Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Jan 25, 2023, 05:53:25 PM »
 :)
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jan 25, 2023, 04:20:50 AM »


A ten-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming knowledgeable about the Bible. But one day, she surprised her grandmother by asking, "Which virgin was the mother of Jesus? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Jan 24, 2023, 11:16:52 PM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jan 24, 2023, 04:03:00 AM »


A man runs to the doctor and says: "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
The doctor asks: How long was she had this condition?"
"Two years." replies the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the doctor. The man shrugs his shoulders and replies: "We needed the eggs"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Jan 22, 2023, 01:56:31 PM »
 :) :) how so true
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jan 22, 2023, 04:36:10 AM »


In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth, and then He rested.
Then God created man, and then they both rested.
Then God created woman, and since then neither God nor man has ever rested.

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Jan 21, 2023, 06:06:11 AM »
 :)
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