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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #5835 on: Sep 11, 2021, 04:45:35 AM »


A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the driver thought, and carried on at half power. Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill.
The driver decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly."


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #5836 on: Sep 11, 2021, 06:40:27 PM »
 :)


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #5837 on: Sep 12, 2021, 04:05:51 AM »


A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.
"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".
"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"
GOD says, "So you would like them."
"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"
"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"
GOD says, "So they would love you!"


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #5838 on: Sep 12, 2021, 04:11:25 AM »
Itís hunting season now, things are picking up, maybe comment or start a subject on that now? Look, you didnít start this thread but you can end it. It still sucks, itís not for fun. No one likes it and Chuck puts a happy face out of habit and feeling bad.

Look I get you both do the happy faces and beyond stupid jokes at this point to urk me but just know you both suck and no one likes you and youíre only hurting yourselves. If you guys actually contributed it might be different.

In closing everyone hates this thread. Good luck hunting, not that you guys would. SAD

          If no none likes the jokes how come there are 630,151 views? You don't have to read the jokes, just skip by them and do your thing.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #5839 on: Sep 12, 2021, 05:30:11 AM »
 :) :) ;)


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #5840 on: Sep 12, 2021, 07:40:23 AM »
1. Because this thread is just one you highjacked from 2007 when it was actually a viable thread.  ( think about how many times you blink in a day? Adds up doesnít it?)

2. Every time you post another waste of space it bumps you to the top and adds a NEW icon so that any number of millions of people googling anything about hunting see this pop up as there first option to click on when they find this site, they then leave. Itís a one time click deal trust me. There are billions of people in this world.

3. Itís all built it up of Chucks happy faces because he feel bad over the last handful of years. Not one other person has commented. How clueless can you be that these 3 reasons donít pop into your mind out of common sense?

In closing, people come here to talk, learn, and read all things hunting. Not have this thread bump down there threads of good fortunes or questions each and every single AM. While you think itís for fun and people enjoy it revert back to my 3 obvious reasons and realize your ignorance. Get involved, give someone a pat on the back, answer a question on here if you want to do something for fun. This surely isnít it and I am realizing by your post you both just donít connect the dots in everyday social life. You cannot scroll and ignore what pops up each and everyday with no sustenance and buries the posts of what we all do find fun. There were deer posted on here yesterday. Maybe tell someone congrats on the fruits of there labor. Thatís whatís ( for fun )
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #5841 on: Sep 13, 2021, 03:06:02 AM »


On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read...
"The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #5842 on: Sep 13, 2021, 05:44:26 AM »
 ;)p


 


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