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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Mar 18, 2024, 04:32:07 AM »


            My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly bear on each bicep...
            She is infringing on my right to bear arms!             
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 17, 2024, 12:40:16 PM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Mar 17, 2024, 07:42:41 AM »


Two old friends met by chance on the street.
After chatting for some time one said to the other, "I'm terribly sorry, but I've forgotten your name. You'll need to tell me".
The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, "How soon do you need to know?"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 16, 2024, 08:10:58 AM »
 :D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Mar 16, 2024, 06:08:09 AM »


A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked... "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 15, 2024, 02:41:32 PM »
 :D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Mar 15, 2024, 04:53:16 AM »


Teacher: "You are the only one in the entire class who makes so many mistakes in the homework assignment."

Student: "That is not true, I am not the only one. My parents are involved in this as well!"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 12, 2024, 09:01:57 AM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Mar 12, 2024, 04:12:32 AM »


The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me."

"Good. What comes after three."

"Four," answers little Johnny.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"

Little Johnny smiles and says, "Jack."

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 09, 2024, 07:03:56 AM »
 ;D
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