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Hunting New York / Re: New Hunter
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Today at 01:46:08 PM »
Nice looking pup
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Welcome Secadary
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Today at 01:42:16 PM »
Welcome to the site from Vt.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Welcome Secadary
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Today at 01:40:59 PM »
Welcome to the site from Vt.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Today at 01:38:30 PM »
   :D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jan 20, 2019, 03:27:44 AM »


Jim is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Jim, all of us use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit, which consist of a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."
Jim asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen', you hit her with the shovel.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jan 19, 2019, 06:20:10 AM »


A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do."
"But I don't have the fingers!"
"Why didn't you bring the fingers?!" asks the incredulous doctor.
"Doc, I couldn't pick them up."

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jan 18, 2019, 04:16:43 AM »


An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.
The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she'd indeed lost twenty pounds.
She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:
"How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"

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Hunting Wyoming / Re: chronic wasting disease
« Last post by Raquettedacker on Jan 16, 2019, 09:45:12 AM »
Thats to bad. That was a nice buck..
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jan 16, 2019, 03:43:46 AM »

A pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only 10 minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for two hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation has to mob him to get him down from the pulpit, and they ask him what happened.
The pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sunday, by mistake he put his wife's teeth in and couldn't stop talking.

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General Hunting Discussion / Welcome Secadary
« Last post by 30-30 on Jan 15, 2019, 03:51:54 AM »


             Welcome to MHF from the Adirondacks in upstate New York! Tell us about yourself! 
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