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Chucker
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« Reply #45 on: Dec 08, 11, 08:05:15 AM »

If not a hunting joke, a guy's joke....





Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?
 
Ever wonder why?
 

It's because she smells like a new truck .
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« Reply #46 on: Dec 08, 11, 08:54:03 AM »

That's great  ;D.
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« Reply #47 on: Dec 08, 11, 09:35:28 AM »

It only made my mouth water! I dont understand! ;D :P
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« Reply #48 on: Dec 08, 11, 10:00:47 AM »

Oh My....... ;D
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« Reply #49 on: Dec 08, 11, 10:48:20 AM »

 ;D ;D
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« Reply #50 on: Dec 08, 11, 04:50:47 PM »

lol thats gross.....at least from my point of view
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« Reply #51 on: Dec 08, 11, 06:41:10 PM »

I wanna new truck!!!!
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« Reply #52 on: Dec 09, 11, 10:05:24 AM »

 ;D

An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
 
The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!"
 
 
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,
 
 
"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"
 
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
 
 
"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"
 
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.
 
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
 
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
 
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I am going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...
 
 
"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"
 
Moral of this story...
 
Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
brilliance only come with age and experience.
   
 
 
 
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« Reply #53 on: Dec 09, 11, 10:15:52 AM »

LOL  ;D ;D ;D.
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« Reply #54 on: Dec 09, 11, 06:38:47 PM »

 8)
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« Reply #55 on: Dec 09, 11, 08:06:03 PM »

;Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
brilliance only come with age and experience.
   
 

Ain't that the truth LOL
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« Reply #56 on: Dec 09, 11, 08:23:55 PM »

lmao...who you calling an old dog??????????thats a good one
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« Reply #57 on: Jan 13, 12, 09:18:40 PM »

There are 3 bucks hanging out by an apple tree. An 8pt, 4pt and button buck. The 8pt says to the 4pt you know I am happy with my 5 doe's this year. The 4pt looks back and says you know I am okay with my 3 does. The button buck says to them both I am content with my only doe. About that time they hear a snort wheeze and turn to see a 14 point step out of the woods and start chasing a doe. The 8 looks at the 4 and says you know I think I am happy with 3 does now. The 4 says yeah I think I only need one doe. They both look at the button buck and he starts pawling the ground making a scrape. Then goes and starts rubbing a nearby tree. The 8 and 4 looked at the button buck and said what are you doing? The button buck says I am just making sure he knows I am a buck. ;D ;D
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« Reply #58 on: Jan 13, 12, 09:52:31 PM »

lol thats pretty funny.......keepin him straight
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« Reply #59 on: Jan 14, 12, 06:54:39 AM »

     that's a good one   :)
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