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Title: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: brett on Feb 21, 2007, 11:21:34 AM
I really don't feel like posting this, but when I look at it from a point of view other than mine, it is kind of funny.

This past hunting season I was able to have the privilege of hunting with several of my family members.  While out hunting one morning, I just could not keep my eyes open I was so tired.  I found myself dozing off several times and I tried my best to stay awake, but no matter how hard I tried, I could not.  Next thing you know I find myself waking up to a loud sound below me.  I looked carefully over the side and I found my dad at the bottom of the tree laughing uncontrollably.  It turned out that my dad had tried for an excess of five minutes trying to wake me up.  First, he tried by just saying my name and saying it louder and louder until he was practically yelling at me.  Then, the loud sound was him throwing a stick at me and it hitting the ground.  I really don't know why I was so tired, but I think I could have slept through a thunderstorm.

It is things like this that make hunting so enjoyable even when you don't see anything all day.

One thing I will say is to give your self plenty of time in the mornings to get ready and to wake up completely, and always get plenty of sleep the night before a hunt.
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: fly-in on Feb 22, 2007, 09:18:40 AM
Many years ago my father inlaw was hunting with his cousin for geese on a field of peat moss, they just kicked a trench and laid down and waited. I don't remember if any geese were shot but when it got dark my father inlaw walked out and meet thier ride at the road where they just waited, and waited, eventually they started to serch, it took a bit to find him, and it is still a funny story.
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: brett on Feb 22, 2007, 03:57:31 PM
If anyone else has a funny hunting story that you would like to share, please post it here. :)
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: walleyesteve on Oct 27, 2008, 08:40:46 AM
I really don't feel like posting this, but when I look at it from a point of view other than mine, it is kind of funny.

This past hunting season I was able to have the privilege of hunting with several of my family members.  While out hunting one morning, I just could not keep my eyes open I was so tired.  I found myself dozing off several times and I tried my best to stay awake, but no matter how hard I tried, I could not.  Next thing you know I find myself waking up to a loud sound below me.  I looked carefully over the side and I found my dad at the bottom of the tree laughing uncontrollably.  It turned out that my dad had tried for an excess of five minutes trying to wake me up.  First, he tried by just saying my name and saying it louder and louder until he was practically yelling at me.  Then, the loud sound was him throwing a stick at me and it hitting the ground.  I really don't know why I was so tired, but I think I could have slept through a thunderstorm.

It is things like this that make hunting so enjoyable even when you don't see anything all day.

One thing I will say is to give your self plenty of time in the mornings to get ready and to wake up completely, and always get plenty of sleep the night before a hunt.
We were hunting a clearcut and I had positioned myself in my tree stand.  With the warm afternoon sun I was falling asleep, so I climbed down and proceeded to nap on the ground. That evening at camp my buddy says, "Why didn't you shoot that monster buck?". Apparently a herd of does and a huge buck had walked right past me! My buddy said soon after the deer a couple of hunters had stopped buy on the trail too. That must have been funny to see me snooz'n away!
Later, Walleye Steve
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: marcus on Dec 02, 2008, 11:48:19 PM
this year opening day I  was in a raised shooting hut 10 feet off the ground pouring rain   real nice to have a roof over my head..anyways I nodded off a bit and was awaken to my friends dad less than 200 yards away unloading reloading and unloading his 12 ga again . When I awoke there he stood 50-60 yards away 6-pointer big bodied buck . This being my second year hunting have never gotten a buck I was pumped. I got a nice rest on the edge of my shooting window clicked off the safety and lined him up for the shot. He had his head down feeding at this point I asked myself is this the one I want my answer to myself was YES of course. Minutes passed I didnt shoot ??? I froze up solid :-[      I wanted him to raise his head up once more. When he did he also trotted off into the thick stuff. I did not even shoot :o  I assume this is what is called buck fever. I just froze up    I am still kicking myself over this .    I have only been hunting,like I said, for 2 years now so I dont have the funniest story but I thought it was a story worth sharing nonetheless . I now have 5 days left and all my tags still .  :'(
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: slt on Oct 18, 2010, 12:57:38 PM
Was sitting on the ground under a bushy little pine watching a feild. Suddenly I was blind! Couldn't see anything. Took a few seconds to realize that I had fallen asleep and it was now well past sunset, a couple of hours past it.
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: slt on Oct 18, 2010, 01:04:05 PM
this year opening day I  was in a raised shooting hut 10 feet off the ground pouring rain   real nice to have a roof over my head..anyways I nodded off a bit and was awaken to my friends dad less than 200 yards away unloading reloading and unloading his 12 ga again . When I awoke there he stood 50-60 yards away 6-pointer big bodied buck . This being my second year hunting have never gotten a buck I was pumped. I got a nice rest on the edge of my shooting window clicked off the safety and lined him up for the shot. He had his head down feeding at this point I asked myself is this the one I want my answer to myself was YES of course. Minutes passed I didn't shoot ??? I froze up solid :-[      I wanted him to raise his head up once more. When he did he also trotted off into the thick stuff. I did not even shoot :o  I assume this is what is called buck fever. I just froze up    I am still kicking myself over this .    I have only been hunting,like I said, for 2 years now so I dint have the funniest story but I thought it was a story worth sharing nonetheless . I now have 5 days left and all my tags still .  :'(

When I was young and in my first or second year, I was hunting with my dad, brother and a family friend. I was told where to stand and my dad moved about 25 yards to my left while my brother and the family friend pushed through to us. A minute or two before I saw my brother coming towards me a large doe waltzed by me at no more than 40 paces. She had no idea I was there and even stopped to nibble at a plant as she passed. I was so ashamed that I didn't shoot that it took me a number of years before I told anyone about her
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: aquaassassin on Oct 18, 2010, 05:06:41 PM
I know a guy who got picked for the NH moose hunt and while on the hunt the saw a moose so he unloaded two clips on it and it wouldnt drop, but it didnt run either? They were baffled and when they got up to it they realized it was already dead for a few days, someone else had shot it and while it ran it somehow got lodged between two saplings and died there standing up lol.
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: slt on Oct 18, 2010, 06:42:33 PM
I know a guy who got picked for the NH moose hunt and while on the hunt the saw a moose so he unloaded two clips on it and it wouldnt drop, but it didnt run either? They were baffled and when they got up to it they realized it was already dead for a few days, someone else had shot it and while it ran it somehow got lodged between two saplings and died there standing up lol.

Hmmmm......sounds a bit fishy :o..... Versions of this tale have been around for years, usualy involving large deer. Even if it was lodged the head would drop or the legs wouldn't be right, shouild be easy enough to tell, unles they are piss poor hunters. ;) Always a good story though, the teller of these tales also make great fishermen ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 08:51:36 AM
Ok Raquette you wanted to hear my turkey story so here it goes......about the fifth time last year every out hunting turkey......im by myself sitting at 4:30am near where i think is roosting trees........im set up ready to try my hand at this hunting thing and turkey starts to gobble, i try to draw him my way and use my striker a bit....sun starts to come out....and i wait....and wait.....turkey gobble again for about another 20 minutes so........ I am excited...this is my first time hunting year ever and now i am alone......i hear some hens going and another gobble......but with the creek at my right i cant really tell where they are coming from so i just sit some more....i use my striker again and call a bit more......and then it happened.......i am sitting in my seat and a big ole tom drops from his roost (which is right over my head) lands in my lap......he thinks i am a bush evidently......and i startled a bit....tried to get him off me and get my wits about me....and his spurs go in my chest and neck area and gives me a good cutting......10 stitches.....it happened so quick i didnt know what to do......so now i am on a mission to have that tom on my table for dinn dinn.....if i hadnt been there i wouldnt have believed this story but let me tell you...i had a hurt on and bruises everywhere from his wings......now that is what i call pecking order and extremely good camo bush material.......guess i blended in huh......lmao
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: stka on Feb 25, 2011, 09:09:51 AM
That is a crazy story, you might want to set up a little farther from the roost next time  ;). I've had turkeys real close and deer almost step on me, but that is nuts.

I was with my father a few years ago and he had a big tom strutting back and forth for the longest time 15-20yds in front of him. But this big doe was standing between them broadside and didn't move the entire time until the tom gave up and left. My father who is the calmest most logical guy I've ever met got up afterward and said "I've never wanted to kill a f****ng deer so bad in my life". He had been hunting that bird for two seasons.
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 09:15:09 AM
That is a crazy story, you might want to set up a little farther from the roost next time  ;). I've had turkeys real close and deer almost step on me, but that is nuts.

I was with my father a few years ago and he had a big tom strutting back and forth for the longest time 15-20yds in front of him. But this big doe was standing between them broadside and didn't move the entire time until the tom gave up and left. My father who is the calmest most logical guy I've ever met got up afterward and said "I've never wanted to kill a f****ng deer so bad in my life". He had been hunting that bird for two seasons.

it sure was funny......i will get him this year for sure.......he is sneaky but i will have him.......i probably wouldnt have been so logical about the deer...but this is my second season and i dont think he gonna live after the beatin i took........he is d e a d dead!  lol >:(
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: upstatehunter on Feb 25, 2011, 09:48:04 AM
Never had one attack before... :o  But have had coyotes stalk to within a foot or so... :o
Did have one start gobbling after my brother and I set up in the dark one morning. I was about 30 yards behind him and as it was getting light it gobbled. My brother called me on his radio and said Wow!! He's close!!!
As the light began to brighten, there in the tree my brother was sitting against was a real nice bird. ;D Didn't work out to well, he refused to fly down and flew off after a few minutes. :(
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 10:01:46 AM
Never had one attack before... :o  But have had coyotes stalk to within a foot or so... :o
Did have one start gobbling after my brother and I set up in the dark one morning. I was about 30 yards behind him and as it was getting light it gobbled. My brother called me on his radio and said Wow!! He's close!!!
As the light began to brighten, there in the tree my brother was sitting against was a real nice bird. ;D Didn't work out to well, he refused to fly down and flew off after a few minutes. :(
  he didnt attach me so to speak.....he was coming off the roost and i was imitating a bush (evidently i did a very good impression) and he landed on my bush....
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: Raquettedacker on Feb 25, 2011, 10:17:41 AM
Ok Raquette you wanted to hear my turkey story so here it goes......about the fifth time last year every out hunting turkey......im by myself sitting at 4:30am near where i think is roosting trees........im set up ready to try my hand at this hunting thing and turkey starts to gobble, i try to draw him my way and use my striker a bit....sun starts to come out....and i wait....and wait.....turkey gobble again for about another 20 minutes so........ I am excited...this is my first time hunting year ever and now i am alone......i hear some hens going and another gobble......but with the creek at my right i cant really tell where they are coming from so i just sit some more....i use my striker again and call a bit more......and then it happened.......i am sitting in my seat and a big ole tom drops from his roost (which is right over my head) lands in my lap......he thinks i am a bush evidently......and i startled a bit....tried to get him off me and get my wits about me....and his spurs go in my chest and neck area and gives me a good cutting......10 stitches.....it happened so quick i didnt know what to do......so now i am on a mission to have that tom on my table for dinn dinn.....if i hadnt been there i wouldnt have believed this story but let me tell you...i had a hurt on and bruises everywhere from his wings......now that is what i call pecking order and extremely good camo bush material.......guess i blended in huh......lmao



             Great story Loony...    I would have had to change my booty shorts after that..... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 10:24:39 AM


             Great story Loony...    I would have had to change my booty shorts after that..... ;D ;D
  I did change my pants after that........and shirt and had to get a new bush... :'(......dang he tore it all up........LMAO :o
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: upstatehunter on Feb 25, 2011, 10:57:11 AM
Had to get a new what??????????????
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 11:00:50 AM
Had to get a new what??????????????
      bush..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: stka on Feb 25, 2011, 11:19:55 AM
Them things are never in stock, always seems to take a couple weeks for them to come in   :o.
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 12:55:40 PM
Them things are never in stock, always seems to take a couple weeks for them to come in   :o.
  At least I have a few more weeks to attain one for turkey season lol lol  :-[
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: stka on Feb 25, 2011, 01:04:29 PM
What type of camo were you using? It must have been pretty good.
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 01:14:10 PM
What type of camo were you using? It must have been pretty good.
  I was using full cover mesh that is a bush suit.  With a mesh camo face cover......It works great.......and great for keep skeeters away as well.  It has actual leaves on it....  Funny lookin but great disguise.
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: stka on Feb 25, 2011, 01:23:42 PM
Sounds like it work great. I couldn't use something like that when I'm chasing my father through the nasty thickets. Would work great for my gf when she comes out with me though. Mosquitoes can suck the fun right out of late season turkey chasing.
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: upstatehunter on Feb 25, 2011, 01:33:01 PM
Ahhh that clears things up a bit.... ;D
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 02:21:48 PM
Ahhh that clears things up a bit.... ;D
  yer a nut.....r were you thinking i  was talking dirty.....lol :o ::)
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: Raquettedacker on Feb 25, 2011, 03:06:01 PM
Look what goes on when I'm not here to keep things in order.... ;D ;D       
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 03:19:13 PM
Look what goes on when I'm not here to keep things in order.... ;D ;D       
  he thinks i was talking dirty............im just mortified......... ::).......i would never..........talk dirty......... :o....however I do need a new bush......................... :o ;Ddid i say that again>>> :-X
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: upstatehunter on Feb 25, 2011, 03:23:45 PM
LOL. well a bird in the hand they say...
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 03:28:31 PM
LOL. well a bird in the hand they say...
is two in the .....what do they say.......the commercial that is.....bush....did i say that again,......i guess i do have two after i replace my ripped bush lol lol lol.....bad bad loony
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: upstatehunter on Feb 25, 2011, 03:43:27 PM
Thanks for the update....never met someone with two... :P
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 03:45:27 PM
Thanks for the update....never met someone with two... :P
ha ha ha ....guess i better behave huh?  :-X :-\
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: upstatehunter on Feb 25, 2011, 03:47:42 PM
Soooo back to the turkey......Can't believe you didn't recover enough to blast it as it ran away... ;D
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 03:51:05 PM
Soooo back to the turkey......Can't believe you didn't recover enough to blast it as it ran away... ;D
  nope i didnt recover at all.....20 gauge went one way and as i say...he cut me up but good so i was layin on my back lookin up as he flew away.....took me out of my chair............and i just lay there with a torn bush suit and ripped up shoulder and neck......nice first time out alone.....but no my inexperience kinda showed.....but i wont miss him this year May 1st he d e a d
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: upstatehunter on Feb 25, 2011, 03:58:00 PM
Hope it works out for ya, course this bird will be expensive by the pound....
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: buckblaster on Feb 25, 2011, 04:55:38 PM
Good story loony. Can't say I've ever heard of that before. Would not be happy with that gobbler.
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 04:58:51 PM
Good story loony. Can't say I've ever heard of that before. Would not be happy with that gobbler.
  D E A D turkey indeed......i see him sitting dinner this year... ;) he made me so mad >:( i cant wait to do it again
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: buckblaster on Feb 25, 2011, 05:00:17 PM
Would definetly be looking for a little revenge. Better get the stuffing ready only got 2 months to go.
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 05:04:14 PM
Would definetly be looking for a little revenge. Better get the stuffing ready only got 2 months to go.
  actually got my mouth callout now and practicing....drivin my house nuts.......and the dog howlin lol lol.....im ready 8)
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: buckblaster on Feb 25, 2011, 05:25:39 PM
 ;D Haha got the whole house fired up.
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 05:32:08 PM
;D Haha got the whole house fired up.
  yeha i had to hide the 22, 20 gauge 243, 12 gauge 16 gauge, 30:06 cause i might get hunted lol lol they are not happy...news and turkey calls not allowed so i told them turn news oof   :o ;D
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: Raquettedacker on Feb 25, 2011, 05:52:35 PM
  yeha i had to hide the 22, 20 gauge 243, 12 gauge 16 gauge, 30:06 cause i might get hunted lol lol they are not happy...news and turkey calls not allowed so i told them turn news oof   :o ;D


     Thats some arsenal you have there..   The whole family must hunt??   ;D
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 25, 2011, 08:36:40 PM

     Thats some arsenal you have there..   The whole family must hunt??   ;D
  Yep, I do have a list of arsenal apparatise and ..........Nope the whole family dont hunt.........just me......and when i said addicted....... :D.... I say addicted.. :o....oh i forgot my muzzleloader to the list.... ::)... and i only been doing this one year this May...... :o
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: ramrod on Feb 26, 2011, 02:48:04 PM
so ms. looney1........is their a mr looney1?   i mean,  1 would think he should have been there wit you to fight off the big bad turkey!!  ;) and y so many shotguns?
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: buckblaster on Feb 26, 2011, 04:25:59 PM
No news gotta be able to hear how the calls sound. Must really hate that gobbler to have so many shotguns. Got a good collection after ten years of hunting you'll have at least 3 gun safes.
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 27, 2011, 06:49:40 AM
so ms. looney1........is their a mr looney1?   i mean,  1 would think he should have been there wit you to fight off the big bad turkey!!  ;) and y so many shotguns?
  yep there is a mr....loonyone.......one would think...........however he dont really like hunting......and he knows i can handle the big bad turkey......and cause i love guns...always have.........maybe someday he will go but doubtfully so
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Feb 27, 2011, 06:52:12 AM
No news gotta be able to hear how the calls sound. Must really hate that gobbler to have so many shotguns. Got a good collection after ten years of hunting you'll have at least 3 gun safes.
  i didnt win out....news was on and i lost so practice when they gone....nope just hate the one gobbler who messed with me.....and said i just love guns and will use them all..... :o
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: hooknhunter on Mar 29, 2011, 11:41:07 AM
In the fall of 2009 I went to Alaska to hunt Coastal Brown Bear with my brother, who lives in SE Alaska.  My brother's scope got bent and we had to swap out scopes.  While he was sighting in the new scope, I was doing stuff in the boat and I needed to take a number 2, so I headed to the edge of the beach and squated down in the Alder bushes to do my business.  My brother thought that I was still doing stuff in the boat.  He decides he needs to do his business as well.  He leaves his rifle on the beach and heads for the Alders.  I saw him coming!  When he got about 25 yards from the Alders I reached out with both hands a grabbed the branches and started shaking them violently while growling like a bear as loud as I could.  My brothers eyes went from olives to pie plates as he stumbled, back peddling, and fell.  I was laughing so hard that if I hadn't already been squated I would have crapped myself!  Incidentally, my brother did!   :D

He got even with me the next day.  We found an old abondoned cabin and I thought, I might as well take care of business while I have such a great opportunity.  I went inside the outhouse to do my business.  As I was undoing my pants, the floor of the old rotten outhouse gave way and I fell in!  There was devils club all around and everything I could grab to help myself out either had nails in it or was devils club, so I needed help to get out.  My brother opted not to help me out until after he took pictures.  Both were very crappy experiences......
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: loonyone on Mar 29, 2011, 01:43:02 PM
In the fall of 2009 I went to Alaska to hunt Coastal Brown Bear with my brother, who lives in SE Alaska.  My brother's scope got bent and we had to swap out scopes.  While he was sighting in the new scope, I was doing stuff in the boat and I needed to take a number 2, so I headed to the edge of the beach and squated down in the Alder bushes to do my business.  My brother thought that I was still doing stuff in the boat.  He decides he needs to do his business as well.  He leaves his rifle on the beach and heads for the Alders.  I saw him coming!  When he got about 25 yards from the Alders I reached out with both hands a grabbed the branches and started shaking them violently while growling like a bear as loud as I could.  My brothers eyes went from olives to pie plates as he stumbled, back peddling, and fell.  I was laughing so hard that if I hadn't already been squated I would have crapped myself!  Incidentally, my brother did!   :D

He got even with me the next day.  We found an old abondoned cabin and I thought, I might as well take care of business while I have such a great opportunity.  I went inside the outhouse to do my business.  As I was undoing my pants, the floor of the old rotten outhouse gave way and I fell in!  There was devils club all around and everything I could grab to help myself out either had nails in it or was devils club, so I needed help to get out.  My brother opted not to help me out until after he took pictures.  Both were very crappy experiences......

lol thats a great story....too bad you didnt have videos to see this...would have won you some dough...lol
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: drobertsinMaryland on Mar 30, 2011, 10:32:28 AM
LOL hooknhunter. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: hooknhunter on Mar 30, 2011, 08:19:29 PM
Here is a photo of me in the crapper.   ;D  Note the Devil's club in the foreground.

(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t142/nmhahunter/Neils%20Alaskan%20Adventure/DSCN1295.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: upstatehunter on Mar 30, 2011, 08:52:13 PM
Funny....just doesn't look like much fun... :P
Title: Re: Funny Hunting Story.
Post by: buckblaster on Mar 31, 2011, 01:35:00 PM
haha  ;D now thats a good story.Proofs in the picture on that one
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