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             Remember I started a Dumb law post, well I'm back with that.

 
                  Arizona Crazy Law

•You may not have more than two dildos in a house.


•Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.



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•There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.


•When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.


•Hunting camels is prohibited.


•Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.


•It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.


Glendale

•Cars may not be driven in reverse.


Globe

•Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.


Hayden

•If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.


Maricopa County

•No more than six girls may live in any house.


Mesa

•It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.


Mohave County

•A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.


Nogales

•An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.


Prescott

•No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.


Tucson

•Women may not wear pants.


Tombstone

•It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

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A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught one, eh?"

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An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check."

 In a short time he received the following reply: "Please send check. If it's any good, we'll send the engine."

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Medical terminology
Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- Conceited

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                   Why was the blonde standing outside the department store in the rain?
                    She was waiting to cash her rain check!

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MEGA MORON AWARDS

 Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank's video camera, while the camera was remotely recording. (That is, the videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank, so he didn't get the videotape of himself stealing the camera).

 Louisiana: A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?]

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Dumb Laws time again

Arkansas Crazy Law
•A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.


•A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.



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•Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.


•The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.


•Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"


•A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.


Fayetteville

•Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.


•It is illegal to kill "any living creature".


•It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.


•No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54


•Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

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I wonder if that 30 day jail term is TOGETHER...H2L

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